We hit double digits, y’all. Episode 10. That’s 10 whole weeks of oversharing, bad advice, and Marty somehow not getting canceled. To celebrate, Dre went full Oprah and gifted Marty a chain so heavy it comes with back problems and commitment issues.

This week we go completely off the rails diving into the friend group bylaws nobody reads but everybody violates:

- Is it ever okay to date your friend’s ex? What about their situationship? Their crush? Their ex’s cousin? Dre has a spreadsheet. It’s unhinged.

- The “Keep All Your Women To Yourself” Doctrine: Marty’s manifesto on why sharing is NOT caring when it comes to his roster. Gatekeeping? Yes. Toxic? Maybe. Hilarious? Absolutely.

Expect chaos, bad takes, unnecessary yelling, and at least one moment where we question why anyone let us have microphones.

Drop a comment: Who’s side are you on — Team “Exes Are Off Limits” or Team “Shoot Your Shot”?

👉 Smash subscribe so you don’t miss us getting even messier by Episode 11. New episodes every week, same two idiots.

This week TSBI goes from e-bike to ER after a knee-scraping crash that has him rethinking helmets and life choices. RIP to my dignity and my left patella. I tell the full story of how an e-bike, gravity, and my own hubris teamed up against me. Then we get into the real joint pain: How much financial/emotional labor is too much to ask from your partner? And finally, Drake said “it’s Iceman season” — but did he bring the heat or just the frostbite? Strap in. I would, but my knee won’t let me.

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This week we’re stirring the pot and dodging subpoenas.

• Our Jada Pinkett Smith fatigue: From the table talks to the timeline think pieces, we break down why her brand of oversharing feels like homework. Spoiler: we did not enroll in this class.

• Pooh Shiesty vs. Gucci Mane: Is trying to snake out of a contract with “creative” illegal tactics a boss move or a jail move? We debate the difference between getting out the deal and getting into RICO.

• Jay-Z interviews: The man can give you 45 minutes of gems that somehow contain zero information. We translate the art of saying a lot while revealing absolutely nothing.

• Personal trainers: Do you want burpees or a therapist? We rant about the trainers who think “accountability” means texting you at 6am and charging you for emotional damage...

We mix petty with perspective. No PR-approved answers, no media training, just two people with mics, grudges, and Google. If you like your commentary messy, your logic loose, and your laughs frequent, pull up a seat.

A deep dive into domestic courtroom drama: the sock left on the floor becomes Exhibit A, the volume knob becomes your cardio, and “I’m fine” is legalese for “brace yourself.” We ask whether bad days exist or if we’re just chaining bad moments together, decode waking-up-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-bed science (spoiler: it’s usually the side with cold feet), and audit our protective walls—sarcasm, silence, strategic dishwasher loading. Featuring: accountability when you’re both kind of right, and the emotionally intelligent superpower of stepping out of the room (not the relationship) before you say the thing you’ll rehearse in the shower for a week. For couples who fight, yell, repair, and occasionally apologize to the dog.

We start with the question everyone dodges: do you actually admit how many people you’re texting at once? (Spoiler: no.) Then it’s a tour of bumping into an ex out in public, the dos & don’ts of public affection when your ex is in eyeshot. Watch if you’ve ever pretended not to see an ex while checking your phone.

Ever felt like you need a rulebook for modern love? You're not alone! This week, we're diving headfirst into the digital dilemmas and fundamental fairness of dating. We're talking cheating (hard pass, fellas), the sacred "do not touch" zone that is her phone (and yours!), and setting some seriously smart phone boundaries to keep things smooth. Plus, we're unpacking the art of reciprocating energy (because who wants to be the only one pulling all the weight?) and spotting those sneaky red flags from a mile away. Tune in, laugh, and maybe even learn how to keep your relationship drama-free... or at least entertaining!

Get ready for an episode that's as tangled as a freshly snipped haircut and as delightfully complicated as modern relationships! This episode, we're diving headfirst into the nuanced (and often hilarious) world of "side chicks," exploring the fine art of not being the main event. Then, we pivot to the equally complex dynamic of moms buying Valentine's Day gifts for their grown sons – because who doesn't love a present from mom? And finally, we're giving a much-deserved shout-out to the unsung heroes of the styling world: the delicate, precise, and often long-suffering art of cutting hair for years. From snips and secrets to awkward gift exchanges, this one's got more layers than a perfectly coiffed bob! You won't want to miss it!

Get ready for a Valentine's Day episode like no other! 🎉 This week, we're diving headfirst into the most romantic day of the year with our usual chaotic energy. One of us really doesn't get the hype around flowers 💐 (they're just glorified weeds, right? 🤷‍♀️) and let's just say "planning a date" isn't exactly a strong suit.

Thankfully, our other host is here to bring all the romantic vibes and grand gestures! Will they convert the cynic, or will this Valentine's special descend into a hilarious battle of roses vs. reality? Tune in! ❤️♥️❣️💖💞💗🌹💐

Hey podcast fam! Get ready for our very first episode where we're dishing on our individual podcast journeys, how we ended up creating this show together, and all the exciting (and maybe a little wild!) life updates since we last connected. It's our origin story, our past, and our present, all rolled into one fun, honest chat. Don't miss it – hit subscribe! ✨