You know when someone brings up a topic and you think engaging in a conversation would be very stupid? Well welcome to today's edition of TSBAT, where we can't stop talking about this stupid topic.

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he suspect is described as wearing black and white while sporting a red hat. Oh, and he’s about two feathery feet tall. That’s right, he’s a bird—specifically, a woodpecker in heat.

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Imagine a job where you're paid to utter the sentence "I found another phallus!" Well, if you live in Normandy, you might be in luck!

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We're all on a budget today, so if you leave your phone somewhere, it's always a good idea to go back and retrace your steps, even if it takes you to the top of a mountain.

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Romance is in the air and Florida is the place to be if you're an alligator, looking for love. And when it comes knocking at your door, answer it at your own risk.

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We are sad to see you go, boat...we hardly knew you. Turns out that anonymous donors are paying to have the abandoned vessel, left on the shores of Lake Michigan, removed from sight. Who would be so kind?

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Turns out chimps aren't that different from you or me. They travel in packs, they can communicate and it seems like they enjoy drinking together, too!

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There's a whole new sort of pirate out there and they're not on the water and they don't want your gold, they want something even more valuable.

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Just when you thought it was safe to go sorta near the water! Don't tread too close or you might get sucked into the murky depth of quicksand!

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In our hard hitting, someday award winning coverage of Fyre Fest 2, we provide part 3 in this 3 part(?) series. Hearts are broken, mellows are harshed and Billy speaks.

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