This Shouldn't be a Thing

We get that Harry Potter has its fans and far be it from us here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Trowel Inspection Laboratories to tell people how to live their lives, but can’t you hold it until you find a proper loo?

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Spark Plug Manufacturing, we feel the only thing about this young man’s story that shouldn’t be, is the way he was punished for simply helping a friend and driving carefully!

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We won’t speak for any of you, but it seems like one Lego is enough, why would anyone want to endure hundreds, if not thousands.

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Congratulations America, we did it…or more so we didn’t do it, which when it comes to this “snack”, is definitely a plus. Also, anytime Europeans look down their noses at this, feel free to use this story as evidence against the claim.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Is it love? Is it evolution? Is it just bum luck, because one snail is a really good dude and he can’t help the way he was born…come on lady snails, give him a chance.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Far be it from us to judge, but we’re going to, completely. And if you find your heart leads you to a smelly body of water with the need to swim, great…just please shower before you tell us about it.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We submit this installment of TSBAT with all love and respect to our dear and infallible overlords whether you check out our groceries or prepare our meals or launch our missels, we give to you, this story meant solely for humor and not in judgement of our mechanical keepers.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

This is one of those installments where you THINK you know why we don’t think it should be a thing, but we take a twist and well…you’ll just have to listen to find out!

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Have we learned nothing from EVERY movie where the robots and/or ghosts take over?! We warn you now, you click this link and see the picture, you can’t blame us for your nightmares.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We won’t lie folks, this one should absolutely be, because we want to celebrate people who fight for truth, justice and the Florida Way…but always stay safe and call 911, too.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!