THIS WEEK: LOVELY MARIA PLAYS-"FIREWORK OR SEX TOY", STUPID BRITISH SLANG, WHY INDEPENDENCE DAY KINDA SUCKS IN ALASKA, AND WE ASK-"WHAT WOULD OUR FOREFATHERS SAY IF THEY WERE ALIVE TODAY?"

This week we discuss: Thgings we learn late in life-drawing naked people with Lovely Maria, Sniffing Taylor Swift's chair and questions women want on dating sites.

THIS WEEK: OUR STRANGE PHOBIAS, FUCK MY LIFE, ANOTHER EPISODE OF "CONFESSIONS" AND WE LOOK AT MORE WARNING LABELS FOR IDIOTS

THIS WEEK: WARNING LABELS FOR IDIOTS, SHITTY WEDDING TRADITIONS, CHICKS LOOKING AT DICKS AND SIGNS YOUR KID IS A MORON

This week on the show: we discuss red neck millionaires and how to spot them, car toilets, euphemisms for smoking weed and-Alaskans drink....a lot

This week: Tips for Coachella and summer music fests, Fuck My Life, Ask Lovely Maria, Bad warning labels and Zombie Jesus

This week we discuss Taylors Swift's wax boobs, Cheat codes for Life, relationship advice as we "Ask Lovely Maria" and another fantastic episode of FUCK MY LIFE!

THIS WEEK: FUN WITH DRUG MULE BARBIE, THE AMAZING STORY OF THE MURDEROUS QUADROPLEGIC CORNHOLE PLAYER, LOVELY MARIA'S PETTY BREAKUPS, AND WE EXPLAIN WHY MOST WEDDING TRADITIONS ARE BULLSHGIT

THIS WEEK: SEX TOYS FOR CATS, MONKEY PICK UP LINES, WOMEN OBEYING MEN (CAREFUL...) AND LOVELY MARIA'S SEXUAL AWAKENING

THIS WEEK:

SNAKE YOGA, CRIMINAL LIFE HACKS, PINCHING BUTTS ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND SECRETLY JUDGING PEOPLE....