This Week On Earth

PSA: Don't point guns at your junk.

The Saga continues with our review of Star Wars: A New Hope.  Plus, we throw in a mental health tip to help you make it through these strange times.

We've all been there.  You're hired to break into an Australian man's home to tickle his feet with a broom while he sleeps but you discover you've broken into the wrong house wielding a machete.  A classic mix-up with an easy solution, find out more, this week on earth.

Learn more about campaign zero here: https://www.joincampaignzero.org/

I'm not going to try to come up with a fancy title, this is the one where we asked our significant others to talk about us behind our backs, starts like 40 minutes in.

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All Hail Brian and His Legendary Dunk Shoes!

The Saga Begins...

But seriously, why would Dumbledore send all of the Slytherine's back to their common room in the dungeons when that's where the troll is???

Kim Jong Un - Playing Final Fantasy, or Severely Impacted Bowels?  Find out this week!