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THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
By Rafael MartinezComedy
THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! episodes
- #65 UFO'S, TRAINS AND KABUL TRAFFIC. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
NO ONE IS HAPPY THIS WEEK! PETE BUTTIEGE HATES HIS JOB! THE TALIBAN HATES THEIR JOB! BIDEN HATES TALKING ABOUT UFO'S! RALPH IS NOT HAPPY THAT BROKIE BEER IS BACK AS A SPONSOR! But....a fun episode.
1 hr 10 min - #64 Love In The Darkness III | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
For Valentines day, Ralph talks about the difference between men & women, how to deal with psy op E girls, and being a politician's mistress.
57 min - #63: Bet On Yourself. All In. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
A life-changing event has Ralph reflecting on Value and the shrines we build.
47 min - #62 Pay Pigs | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
WE'RE BACK FOR 2023!
People are flipping out over M&M's and Tucker Carlson needs to come out the chocolate factory.
Dude's giving women money for the sake of giving them money, Simps are down bad.
Do women ever take accountability? Even when they cause 15 million in damages? Nope.
Lastly...Monks are on meth.
57 min - Rafael Martinez: American Vol. 1: The Best of TWEID.
The first-ever “best of” special of THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
We dig through the crate of the early days to give you an hour of hilarity that is timeless. Remember when Ralph's brother John was the co-host? We do! We'll be back next week with a brand new ep, for now, enjoy bits you more than likely have not heard before.
Topics:
America is a strip club with pro wrestlers
Ralph will sacrifice his family
"His body, His Choice"
Ralph V. Mothman
The Ballad of Trail blazer
And a tribute to the culture warriors.
59 min - #61: “I was stabbed and I am better for it:” Xmas 2022. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
In the last episode of 2022, Ralph talks about the importance of gift supremacy, the Idaho 4, and having compassion for your unhinged relatives.
1 hr 3 min - #60 The Content Game | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
The content game has gotten nasty.
Britney Griner is back!
Meghan and Harry are back!
Hitler is back?!
And we watch an assisted suicide commercial.
56 min - #59 Allen Dulles: The Deep State Demon King | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Our Thanksgiving episode discusses the longest Running CIA Chief Allen Dulles. He overthrew the governments of Iran, Guatemala, and the Congo. A friend to presidents, military heroes, and Nazis, a real asshole. Let's ruin your Thanksgiving dinner convos with the harsh truth.
Note from Ralph: This episode means alot to me. It's something I'm really proud of. I hope you enjoy it.
1 hr 30 min - #58 Operation: Get Griner. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
Britney Griner is in a prison colony, Dolphins getting high off puffer fish, Doing hits for jesus?!
What an ep! We pay homage to Kevin Conroy and Gallagher..
1 hr - #57 Revenue Generating youth | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
In an episode that will test people's understanding of satire, we are talking:
Dwayne Wade's pressuring his child to transition?
A woman finds out she was conceived during a swinger's party.
The world's dirtiest man dies months after his first bath in 6 decades.
Ralph worked in a sweat shop?!! and his new political platform...GET KIDS BACK TO WORK!
55 min
About THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!
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Rafael "Ralph" Martinez traverse the unknown, the weird and most of all the mundane to find truth.