Alyssa explains why she will be "Sutton-scootering" for the near future - and how it pretty much makes her Ben Simmons! Then the ladies react to this week's unnecessarily long Bachelor in Paradise Finale - can Taylor still defend Kendall? Is Thomas low-key a phenomenal actor? Can Alyssa still get with Kenny? Vanderpump Rules is back and Lala is giving them...Stassi? Real Housewives of Potomac has a new Real Husband on the block and he is making both Alyssa and Taylor wildly uncomfortable. Then comedian and actor Dave Neal (host of Bachelor Nation News) joins them to discuss bad ass Bachelorette Katie Thurston.

Interview starts at 36 minutes
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Thomas's Tears and Katie Thurston (with Dave Neal)

Do you believe Teresa Giudice’s table flip is just as iconic as a Sopranos beatdown? Did you Kim-Kardashian-ugly-cry when Angela and Michael finally tied the knot on 90 Day? You’re not alone, the messy women of reality television have made us feel seen! Table Flipping is here to unpack the way women are portrayed on reality TV and gush about the characters, fashion choices and iconic blowups that occupy (probably) too much space in our brains.Each week actress Taylor Misiak (Dave) and writer Alyssa Litman recap the infinite reality shows they’re currently watching, which always involves a healthy mix of Bravo, TLC, and The Bachelor. They get into reality-related breaking news, and occasionally try to solve the genre’s greatest mysteries, like what exactly did Juan Pablo say to Andi in the fantasy suite? Then they bring on a special guest to do a deep dive into their favorite show from the past or present - everything from classics like The Hills to hidden gems like Too Hot to Handle. They use all this as a jumping off point to share personal stories, and fantasize about what it would be like to behave as freely as the women of reality TV. Because who hasn’t wanted to punch their family member at a baptism?

TV & Film

In the last episode before the holiday break Taylor and Alyssa completely spoil the end of the Bachelorette, talk about how they're rooting for Katie Maloney's divorce on Vanderpump Rules, and share how stressed out they are by Whitney's financial choices on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
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Bachelorette Spoilers and Wasteful Spending

Alyssa and Taylor recap their exciting weeks before diving into the most recent Vanderpump Rules, Bachelorette, and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. They also talk about their facial hair and other "facial" related things.
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Beards, Butts, and Banning Brock

Taylor and Alyssa discuss Lala and Rand's breakup and how Vanderpump is feeling a little lacking this season. They get into Michelle's journey on the Bachelorette, touch on Selling Sunset and the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip.
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Volleyball and Vanderpump Boredom

Alyssa and Taylor dish on this week's splashy - pun intended - Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, applaud Joe's vulnerability and Clayton's sexy "skol" on The Bachelorette, and shout out Ashley Darby's resilience on Real Housewives of Potomac. Lastly, Vanderpump Rules inspires them to look up Scheana's boobs, as well as Taylor's Wikifeet page.
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Coffee Cups and Porn Classmates

Alyssa and Taylor react to Jen Shah's arrest on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the bad basketball and bad boyfriends on Vanderpump Rules, and the intense bromances on The Bachelorette. They also may or may not go on a tangent about bugs.
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Thomas's Tears and Katie Thurston (with Dave Neal)

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