The STF Thorns gang is back, and we’ve got a lot to process.

Thorns are leaving town left and right — what does it all mean? Are the Thorns in better or worse shape than before? How are we all processing some emotional farewells? Sam, Phuoc, Melina, and Wilder talk through it all.

Then, we share our New Year’s Resolutions for the Portland Thorns. What do we wish for the Thorns in 2025? Listen on to find out!

Plus: Wilder is still somehow optimistic, Melina is still justifiably critical, Sam is still emotional, and Phuoc is still… also optimistic?

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