In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, there's a REAL MERMAID, Owen has been playing a Transformers game that doesn't suck, Jon wants to spoil Luke Cage and we're hilarious as always. 

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we have a long and definitely very interesting discussing about consumer rights, Owen talks scary underwater games, Jon's been on holiday, and then just as things are getting sexy, the show ends abruptly.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, when novelists switch mediums, when comic writers switch mediums, when TV shows get cancelled, and when thieves try to steal water. 

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, The Secret Life of Pets isn't quite what it seems, Jon can't read that, Owen can't speak that, and somewhere in Britain, a ghost is missing. 

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, PieFace does it again (Oh, PieFace), the wacky toilet treasure hunt, and the Case of the Wisconsin Nose Disappearance. 

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk sexually explicit webcomics, the most awful guitar riff in history, and why Gandalf doesn't do weddings. 

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Owen's mic sucks, drifting through space is awesome, except when it isn't, and politics in Wisconsin take another nose dive. 

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk about why Owen won't remember dead astronauts, why The Killing Joke sucks, why The Killing Joke movie REALLY sucks, and why Southern Fried Chicken wasn't meant to be syruped.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Damn, Batgirl liked Marshmallows, wow the Killing Joke still sucks, the feathered avengers return, and Jesus Christ, Batman, let someone else have a computer.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, kitchen appliances must cross international borders to be safe, X-Men Apocalypse kind of sucks, Paragon kind of doesn't suck, and the Godfather theme makes an unexpected appearance.