In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we discuss Steven Seagal's Martial Arts mentor, the world's finest Caribou Romance, Han Solo's second job and the woman haunted by a life in music. 

In this week exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we tackle music, lots and lots of music, why Rambo hates pepper, we can get married if we want, and the world's finest centaur porn. 

In this exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we discuss games, lots of games, recreating the best internet skits, our latest steamy segment, and why Princess Peach knows exactly what Mario wants.

In this exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we tackle press conferences, video games, erotic horse literature and take a trip to a very magical school.

In this week's Biscuits we cover the religious origins of the movie Tremors, hard softball balls, ads starring Uma Thurman and more free advertising for Sony. 

This week on Those Aren't Biscuits we tackle Mad Max, lots of Mad Max, old people music, and Yogi Bear's most fiendish foe. 

It's an extra special episode of biscuits this week, as Owen records from the wrong mic, Jon locks out the cat, and we discuss important topics like why Hank Pym is unfilmable, why Mad Max is awesome and Return of Kings sucks, why justice is returning to the City of Blarp City and Tom Hanks still won't come out of his shell. 

This week on biscuits we tackle baseball, British TV channels, a game that isn't really a game and Jon volunteers for a new Animal Welfare project. 

In this week's biscuits we discuss shy celebrities, the hottest almost-tie in game of the year, local radio's best broadcast and why Sony owes us money.

On this week's show we discuss which celebrities will not be joining Owen for coffee, what Thor 2, Mario Kart and dead pets have in common, the 80s Transformers crossover that should have been, and a DS pitch that shouldn't.