Kris and Kole talk about bad radio, war crimes, and instant death.

ALSO: Misguided acrostics and bad radio. My craft beer brings all the boys to the yard. Willie Pete. Sambuca. The Pavlok. Octopus mating rituals. Brown recluse spiders are on the rise. Clean yer plate. Flea-Aid. A kindness doll, for your daughter. The original Rock. George dies again.