Streamer Life Simulator is, believe it or not, streamer slop. An incredibly janky asset flip that tries to skate by on utter charmlessness. It’s also one of many simulator games that doesn’t really bother to make a game out of what it’s simulating. It just slaps a bathroom meter on it. In addition to complaining about this bad game, we talk about various instances of reality breaking down around Gary.

This is the closest you're getting to a Mewgenics episode, folks.

Jimmy mourns. Howard mourns. Mike makes himself at home at his new job.

Kaye, Dennis, and Moxie talk about 007 First Light, Wreckfest, Diablo IV, and much more!

The Grind:

• Kaye: 007 First Light. Wreckfest.

• Moxie: Diablo IV.

• Dennis: Diablo IV.

The Multiplayer:

• Favorite rainbows in games.

The End Boss:

• Bungie ends active support of Destiny 2.

• Rayman Legends Retold takes a beautiful game and uglifies it.

• Stuntman: Hollywood announced, looks rad.

Ah, the arcade. The once-only home of video games has become a nostalgia center for the old at heart. We explore the still extant arcade scene and see what's out there that we're less familiar with. It's still a fairly robust scene!

We all have voices.

We just need to admit that if old people are farting, it's a slippery slope before... you know. We also think children's games are awesome when performed by professional athletes.

And we're already halfway through Better Call Saul! Buckle up, cowboys!

We answer your questions... and more. * Wink. *

Upcoming WOFF Games:

June:

• Arcade Book Report

• Loop Hero

• Baby Steps (Premium)

July

• Neon White (with Producer Gwen)

• Grunn

• Parodius

• Super Mario Wonder (Premium)

Origins, Insecurities, Animorphs.