Finally, the show that Will and Gary have been itching to do: An annotated version of old episodes of Everything To Guppy, where we do present-day commentary on our old selves' jokes. This week's episode: Bloody Penny.

It’s honestly weird that we haven’t already covered the NES version of Bad Dudes, a game with an infamous intro and horribly choppy handling. So Kaye brings it as her vanity pick, and we talk about how bad times have also made ALL of us into Bad Dudes.

Jimmy seduces Kim with a song from a musical. Mike and Hector trade some menacing words.

Kaye, Ben, Dennis, and Jala talk about Terminator 2D: No Fate, My Winter Car, Many Nights a Whisper, and much more!

The Grind:

• Jala: Terminator 2D: No Fate. Terror of Hemasaurus. Many Nights a Whisper.

• Ben: Silksong.

• Dennis: One Finger Death Punch 2. Trackmania.

• Kaye: Ball X Pit. My Winter Car.

The End Boss:

• Cyclopean developments.

• Details about the new Fable emerge.

• Virtual Boy is coming to Switch Online soon.

• People are suing Hasbro for printing too many Magic cards.

We answer your questions and read your responses to our January Games!

Responses for:

• Legend of Zelda

• Binding of Isaac

• Thief II: The Metal Age

• RoboCop: Rogue City

  
  Upcoming Games:
  February:

• Mortal Kombat II

• Mega Man X4

• Indiana Jones and the Great Circle (Premium)
  
  March:

• The Final Station (Including The Only Traitor)

• Donkey Kong Country 2

• Castlevania Bloodlines

In which two competing philosophical schools are codified.

Friday Night Funkin’, a rhythm game credited with keeping Newgrounds relevant in the 2020s, is actually pretty good. The music works better than the visuals, and the fan community is really… enthusiastic… but there’s not much to hate here. So instead we talk about Gary’s trip to San Francisco, where he got mindfreaked.

Kim tries to score a new client for HHM, and we begin our long journey into the madness that is Mesa Verde.

Kaye, Dennis, and Moxie talk about Quarantine Zone: Last Check, DeadCore Redux, Robocop: Rogue City, and much more!

The Grind:

• Kaye: Quarantine Zone: Last Check.

• Moxie: Robocop: Rogue City. BALL x PIT.

• Dennis: DeadCore Redux. One Finger Death Punch.

The Multiplayer:

• What’s a suboptimal way that you play games?

The End Boss:

• Life is Strange: Reunion brings Max and Chloe back together.

• Hardware modder fuses all modern consoles into one box.

• Fans keep Anthem alive on private server.

DON'T @ ME IT WAS TWINKLE STAR SPRITES