Kris and Kole talk about names, sick days, and underground business meetings.

ALSO: Anxiously awaiting a pen shipment. Museum gift store suppliers. An inappropriate gift basket. Claw law. Chinese name advice and the longest name. Hurricane names. Worst sick day excuses. Man cuts off his own dick and throws it in the trash. Mr. Incredible punches Bat Girl, Waldo and Freddy Krueger come to the rescue. No Birdman for us. Gun picture expulsion.