Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Buddhists, energy drinks, and sitting down to pee.

Suggested Talking Points:

The most depressing conveyance. Buddhists save lobsters for karmic multipliers. Here’s your medal, now where’s my $20? Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. Brazilian Heterosexual Pride Day. Man arrested for smashing atoms at home. Chinese dead baby pills. No more entertainment bears. Tanks for not parking here. An energy drink named “Pussy.” Blind woman tackled for her parrot. Jeff Daniels is Warren Jeffs. Those Damn Ross Kids Exploitation. Weird water. I’m here to rob you and introduce your girlfriend to your wife. I sit down when I pee.