Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Big Foot, alchemy, and dance troupes.

Suggested Talking Points:

I hit a bat with my car. Japanese nurse tears out toenails. Woman claims to feed a family of Big Foots. Pastor: masturbating is homosexual. Getting medieval on your daughter. Man lives solely on road kill. Absolutely Ridiculous Burger. Halloween gag gone wrong. The Tapscallions. Alchemy to turn feces into gold. Diet affects sperm viability. Science Zone: 4 inch amoebas in the Mariana Trench. Cash outlawed in Louisiana.