Kris and Kole talk about alternate lives, independence, and our spiral into stupidity as a species.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Lee Marvin's Lake House. Senator Rogue Orc. Succeed to secede. I'll take this car and your job. Twitter Beef. Rejecting the Christmas Creep. We're getting dumber. Pepsi Special. Because, hey, free mannequin. Self control. The plan of attack.