Ci and Em sit down (via Zoom) and chat with David Yontef, creator of the podcast Behind The Velvet Rope. Topics include choosing our favorite Real Housewives, cancel culture, and David's stint on Millionaire Matchmaker.

Em and Ci eat various snacks and hang out on zoom, take Buzzfeed quizzes and get offended at the results.

Let's be honest- this episode is another Hot Mess Express... Part 3? Part 4? Sit back and enjoy this little shortie about nothing and everything.

Em and Ci record in yet another new location- Ciara's new house that she won't STFU about. This trainwreck of an episode features the following: 10AM Tito's shots, a certain home improvement store giving the runaround, gross sugary sangria, breaking down the lyrics to WAP, and an oddly inspirational turn toward the end. Buckle in, baby.

Em and Ci discuss dating: First date etiquette, why a movie on the first date is NEVER a good idea, and their most uncomfortable dating stories. They also rip into a random angry man in Cape traffic that they, for some reason, have named Philip.

Em and Ci do their first episode ON LOCATION at the beautiful Truro Vineyards in North Truro, Massachusetts! This week's topic is about self care: What is it? How do you do it? Is it possible to practice self care every day? Your hosts give their favorite ways to take care of themselves, and our wonderful followers contributed to this episode with their own tips! Girls weekend has never been better.

Em and Ci sit down with Rachel Sommers, the creator and owner of Intoxicated Cosmetics. The girls discuss how Rachel got her start in the beauty industry, why animal venom makes for the best serum ingredients, and why a Sephora employee in New York almost got wiped off the face of the earth.

Guys, Ci and Em really just have no explanation for the absolute sh*tshow this episode turned out to be. Sleep deprived + coming off a two week break + not following episode notes + 100 degree day recording outdoors + alcohol = whatever this episode turned into. The TGYK girls talk unsanctioned house parties, boob sweat, what kind of heathen drinks green jello shots, and, unfortunately, way more. Good luck, and you've been warned.

Em and Ci host their second guest, their friend Jess. They discuss dating while single, how many red flags is too many, reminiscing on nights out together, and whether two pizzas count as a snack.

**WARNING** This episode is REALLY LOUD.

Em, Ci and their very first guest (also named Em) discuss Amazon purchases- the weird, the funny, and the useful.