Those Who Can't Watch, Listen

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Hello, Listeners-or-Nots! We're back with a trip to the catacombs of Paris (appropriate after Angie's European trip)! We venture deep into Hell in the movie "As Above, So Below" - or do we? Listen in also for details about Kelsey and Angie's life recently, because we know that's the content you crave, or just FF a bit to get the "dirt" on the catacombs and the spooky shit that it contains.

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We're back with a SEQUEL EPISODE. Listen in to hear Angie realize she literally had never seen this movie before despite speaking about it very authoritatively in "The Conjuring" episode. Listen in MORE to hear Kelsey find it not as pleasant as she found "The Others". WE MISSED YOU, LISTENERS (OR NOT).

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Hiiiiiiiieeee. Listen in today for a retelling of the plot of Nicole Kidman's "The Others" - a spooky movie set in post-war Europe. Who are these crazy ghosts haunting this mom and her two sunless kids? What do they want?? Why can they play the piano? Some of these questions will be answered, some will not. All we know is that Nicole Kidman is WONDERFUL. Big Little Lies season 2 soon, anyone? *Claps with Nicole's weird long fingers from the Oscars* (Look it up)

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Hellooooo!! If we could use ASL to sign these details to you, we would, because this week's episode is on "A Quiet Place." Listen in (or not) to hear Angie finally tell Kelsey about the brilliantly sound-edited movie about monsters who land on Earth in 2020 from a meteor and prey upon people who are noisy. (I know some coworkers who could use a little of this fear in their lives, amirite?) Anyway, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are amazing and they're the most redeeming things in this movie.

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HELLOOO and welcome to a new episode of Those Who Can't Watch, Listen, where Angie scares Kelsey with a thrilling retelling of "Us," Jordan Peele's new hit horror movie. Angie can't remember anyone's name in the movie, but she'll never forget Lupita Nyong'o and Winston Duke's chemistry. Listen in to hear how scarred Kelsey is by this particular horror movie and enjoy!

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Howdy, listeners-or-nots! We're back, back again. Guess who's back? Kelsey and Angie are back with a new episode full of better audio (relatively speaking) and a new horror movie to gasp over. Did you see the split pea reference in last week's description? (Does anyone read these? Bueller?) Did you guess that this week would be THE EXORCIST? Well, paint me split pea green and call me Reagan! You're in for a wild ride this week.

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Oh hi! We're back after a brief hiatus. BUT WITH A CATCH - this episode has some bad audio feedback, we don't know why. (It's ghosts.) So listen at your own discretion and hopefully we'll be back next week, enjoying split pea soup without our ears falling off from the feedback.

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Episode lucky number 7 wasn't so lucky for Micah Sloat and Katie Featherston, stars of "Paranormal Activity" - the movie we cover this week on Those Who Can't Watch, Listen! Tune in this week to hear what horrors befall people who taunt demons in the nighttime. Is it real? Is it fake? You'll never know for sure*.

Thanks to all our new listeners for throwing us those downloads and subscriptions - throw us a review while you're at it!

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*you'll find out in the first 5 minutes, this is a spoiler-full podcast, you should know that by now

For this week's episode, Kelsey and Angie went way back (WAY, way back) to high school to learn about the teenage slasher flick "I Know What You Did Last Summer." Join us as we relive the late 90s with Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr., and a super douchey Ryan Philippe. Does the movie hold up today? Listen and find out!

BONUS CONTENT: Angie summarizes the inimitable "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" at the end since it's not worthy of a full episode (sorry, Jennifer Love + Freddie Prinze + Jennifer Esposito).

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