Thots After 30

You take the fun, you take the drunk, you take them both and there you have the Wrecks of Life, the Wrecks of Life. We don't own that melody or that song, don't sue us, we're broke. The wedding is over and one couple emerged victorious while the other ended in a quiet disaster. To go broke or to bro go? What happened to Christmas time and where did we all go wrong?

The Wedding is fast approaching and we couldn't be more distracted! Trying to wrap up the year right we discuss importantish things and probably get something wrong, but you should be accustomed to that by now! What makes a sociopath a psychopath and where does sadism factor in? Find out what we think!

The Pride episode and also counting down to the wedding. We talk about our brushes with vulnerability and violation and we make no apologies.

The long awaited part two of our bachelorette in paradise series. We drank, we danced, some died, come cried, but we conquered. The windows may have lacked some panes, but this trip lacked nothing other than time. We love you NOLA, we'll be back in you again someday.

Consistency isn't our strong point, unless we're talking about being inconsistent... BUT we are back at it and we can promise that we will continue making content and talking at you. We spent a lot of time talking about our obsessions this time and not enough talking about the main event. There may be a part 2.

Also, we had some audio issues from the recording. Andrew will work on this.

It's late, but it's here. Story of our lives. We talk about our most epic brunch day yet, but honestly every single one is our best one yet. More Blake Lively, more cussing, and more thots. We discuss Andrew's neurosis with horror movies and Jenny's dreams about Dalton. We prepare for the Bach trip and we lie about recording more episodes and content. You know you love us... right? You do, don't you? :/

What up, Thots? This week we keep it Blake Lively and get ourselves organized. We know you've missed our content and we've missed making it. (We hope you did at least... :)) We're working on making good on our promises so join us, our bird and bug friends (summertime in the south, what can you do), our disembodied assistant and buckle up for a trip down grumpy lane. As always, we're wrong about everything, entitled and inappropriate. Thank you for attending our Tay Talk.

The one where it's almost Andrew's fucking birthday. That's all you need to know.

Welcome the Shitshow. We reunite after several weeks of not bringing you quality content... ever. We dive into the world of fetishes and dreams. We probably said something inappropriate and incorrect. Tell us all about it.

This week on Thots, Jenny went to the lake, Andrew sat on dogs and we talk about baby clocks. Also, we drank some.