Thots on Art

Join us as we struggle through our Ash Wednesday brain fog to understand Time magazine's Next 100 list, crypto/tokens/NFTs/the block chain???, art world demotions, our patron queen Anna Delvey, and more art world 🔥HOT TOPICS🔥. We also roll out the pull-out sofa and give a budding psychotherapist some sliding scale art advice. 

Due to the arctic blast, our Tesla battery died and we never made it to the first stop of our Mea Culpa World Tour. But join us as we hop in our jalopy and go for a ride through this week’s comings and goings in the art world, and our lives.

After taking a peep into Clubhouse and quickly leaving the room quietly, we searched high and low, and couldn't find an ounce of Moderna to inject into today's sad state of bad figurative painting. Join us as we delve into the world of zombie figuration, and find out which one of us doesn't make it out alive.

And just like that, Amir finds a late 90s New York guidebook discarded on the street, leading the th0ts to strap on their Manolos and pound the pavement to Magnolia Bakery, Bungalow 8, and the Mary Boone Gallery. They excavate the show’s artistic and messy moments, figure out which Sex and the City gal they are, and more.

When they go low, we go lower! Join us for some hard-hitting yas queening from democracy’s front porch as we react to the inauguration, Trump art’s death spiral, interrogate the best and worst of New York museum’s water closets, and more!

In a twisted turn of events, Amir finds a board game on the street and an episode about nothing quickly turns into a show about nothing. The th0ts also introduce a new spicy lightning round news segment, and share some exciting personal updates.

While looking in the engorged mailbag, Amir discovers that he has received an anonymous piece of sinister snailmail - being the gumshoes they are, the th0ts investigate! We also offer some advice to new graduates, discuss Middle Eastern artists, offer cooking tips, dating advice, and finally take down the world of fashion.

Our most educational episode yet - tune in to find out just exactly how little we know! On a brighter and more exciting note, we send off 2020 on a high with Amir and Przemek’s Favorite Things!

In this extra festive episode, the boys go over some recent buzzed-about stories, lightly dive into Gallery Girls, and become the masters of their own domains by having a look at Jeff Koons and MasterClass.

Continuing our decade in review, we have a look at a prescriptive list written by one of the biggest snake oil bozos around. Stay tuned, this may be our longest episode yet, but it’s also probably our spiciest!