In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re diving headfirst into the wildest conspiracy theories the internet has ever sneezed out — from alien civilizations to Lizard Kings secretly running the planet, and the absolutely unhinged logic people use to prove them.

We break down:

• Why conspiracies are so addictive

• The funniest “evidence” people swear is real

• How high conversations accidentally sound like TED Talks

• Which theories might have a point… and which ones are straight-up cooked

• Aliens, reptile people, shadow governments, moon bases — you name it, we roast it

This episode is equal parts comedy, chaos, and cosmic nonsense — perfect for anyone who’s ever wondered, “Okay but… what if they’re right?”

Light one up and jump into the madness.

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In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re diving into the most unhinged, embarrassing, and absolutely ridiculous stories life throws at us — from accidental twerking, to cake farts (yes… unfortunately that’s a real thing), to those moments where your brain just says, “Nope, we’re panicking now.”

We get into:

• The funniest awkward moments you can’t come back from

• Why your body betrays you at the worst possible time

• The internet’s weirdest trends and how they even became a thing

• Personal stories that will make you laugh, cringe, and question humanity

• Why everyone has that one story they hope never resurfaces

If you love chaotic humor, weird internet culture, or laughing at life’s stupidest moments, this episode is pure serotonin.

Light up, sit back, and get ready to laugh at situations we all secretly relate to.

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In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re diving deep into the world of cannabis concentrates — dabs, wax, shatter, rosin, diamonds, all the stuff that makes regular flower look like a warm-up round.

We break down:

• What concentrates really are (and why they hit so damn hard)

• How a simple smoke sesh can turn into a full-blown science experiment

• The Stündenglass experience — smooth, savage, and guaranteed to make you rethink gravity

• Funny stories, first-time dab disasters, and the high thoughts that only show up after your lungs get baptized by 90% THC

• The difference between “I’m feeling good” and “I need to sit down and rethink my life for a minute”

Whether you’re concentrate-curious, a veteran dabber, or just here for the laughs, this episode brings comedy, cannabis education, and pure chaos.

Pack a bowl… or flip the glass. Let’s get into it.

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In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re breaking down the strange, confusing, and straight-up hilarious world of Canadian cannabis laws — from AGCO rules that make zero sense, to the weird loopholes, awkward inspections, and ridiculous situations budtenders and managers deal with every day.

We get into:

• The funniest (and most frustrating) AGCO rules you never knew existed

• Real-life stories from the cannabis industry that prove regulators have never worked a shift

• Common mistakes stores make — and how to avoid them

• How weird regulations shape customer interactions, product handling, and store culture

• Tips for new budtenders, curious consumers, and anyone who wonders why you can sell weed… but can’t move a chair without paperwork

It’s educational, hilarious, and the perfect mix of insider insight + everyday cannabis chaos.

Roll one up and let’s talk weed law the fun way.

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In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re unpacking one of the wildest headlines in recent history: Mexico’s so-called “alien mummies.”
Are they real extraterrestrial bodies… or the most convincing papier-mâché project since 7th grade?

We break down:

• What these “alien mummies” actually are (and why the photos look like E.T. after a spa day)

• The science, the skeptics, and the absolutely bonkers theories

• Why every alien discovery feels like it’s released by someone who just took a dab too big

• The internet’s funniest reactions

• What this means for alien believers, truth seekers… and people who just want to see real UFO news for once

This episode mixes comedy, curiosity, and stoner logic with a dash of “Wait… what if?”
Roll up, tune in, and let’s explore whether this discovery is legit — or just another cosmic clown show.

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Being a dad today is a wild mix of responsibility, entitlement, and moments that make you question humanity. On this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we break down what it really means to navigate parenthood in a world where expectations are high, advice is everywhere, and life refuses to slow down.

You’ll hear:

• Funny and relatable dad experiences that show the chaos of modern parenting

• Observations about responsibility — from bills to bedtime stories to “how did this get so complicated?” moments

• Hilarious examples of entitlement, both from kids and the world around us

• Tips, insights, and high-thought reflections for fathers (and anyone trying to adult without losing their mind)

• Why being a dad today requires humor as much as patience

Whether you’re a parent, planning to be one, or just enjoy hearing the absurdities of modern life, this episode blends comedy, wisdom, and the truth about dad life.

🎧 Tune in for laughs, real talk, and the unfiltered chaos of fatherhood today.

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Summer, parties, and the cannabis industry collide — and chaos is guaranteed. On this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we continue the saga with wild stories from summer industry events, outrageous antics, and laugh-out-loud moments that prove the party never stops for people in the cannabis world.

Expect:

• Hilarious behind-the-scenes tales from industry summer parties

• Outrageous, cringe-worthy, and unbelievable stories you have to hear to believe

• Insights into the cannabis industry’s culture, drama, and chaos

• Relatable laughs for anyone who’s attended corporate events gone off the rails

• Tips, stories, and reflections on surviving wild nights while staying sane (or at least trying)

• Why summer + cannabis + industry networking = unpredictable entertainment

Whether you’re in the cannabis world, love outrageous party stories, or just want to laugh at chaos, this episode is pure entertainment.

🎧 Hit play and join the madness — the party continues, and it’s hilarious.

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Kick off summer with cannabis industry chaos, wild parties, and laugh-out-loud stories! On this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we share the first installment of summer industry party adventures, packed with outrageous antics, unexpected moments, and hilarious behind-the-scenes tales.

You’ll hear:

• Unbelievable stories from cannabis industry summer events

• Hilarious mishaps, awkward encounters, and party chaos

• Insights into the culture, drama, and fun of cannabis networking

• Relatable laughs for anyone who’s ever experienced a wild work event

• Personal stories that blend comedy, stoner logic, and real-life absurdity

Whether you’re in the industry, love ridiculous party stories, or just want to laugh at the unpredictability of summer shenanigans, this episode has it all.

🎧 Press play and dive into the first wave of summer chaos, laughs, and wild moments.

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On this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we mix grumpy old men, the legendary Purple Kush, and a hands-on review of the Kactus Kutter for a hilarious, high-energy ride through cannabis, comedy, and chaos.

You’ll get:

• A funny, unfiltered look at grumpy old men reacting to modern cannabis culture

• Tasting and reviewing Purple Kush, including highs, lows, and comedic mishaps

• A full breakdown of the Kactus Kutter — what works, what doesn’t, and why it might ruin or save your smoke sesh

• Personal stories, laughter, and observations about growing old, staying chill, and enjoying life while high

• Relatable content for cannabis enthusiasts, comedy fans, and anyone who’s ever had a grumpy encounter

Whether you’re curious about Purple Kush, want a real review of the Kactus Kutter, or just love laugh-out-loud cannabis chaos, this episode delivers.

🎧 Tune in, spark one up, and enjoy the perfect mix of comedy, cannabis, and candid reviews.

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In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we explore the hilarious and chaotic side of human fears, heightened senses, and the trippy reality of driving stoned. From quirky phobias to stoner logic on the road, this episode is packed with laughs, relatable high thoughts, and over-the-top storytelling.

You’ll get:

• Funny and bizarre phobias that make life both terrifying and hilarious

• Stories of how cannabis heightens your senses — sometimes in the most inconvenient ways

• Honest, comedic takes on driving while stoned (safely, of course)

• Relatable stoner observations that make you say, “Yeah… that happens to me too”

• Chaos, laughter, and storytelling that blends real-life experiences with high-level humor

Whether you’re fascinated by weird fears, curious about cannabis effects, or just love laughing at life’s absurdities, this episode is pure entertainment.

🎧 Press play and join the ride — it’s awkward, hilarious, and a little mind-bending.

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