New bong same herb.  Starting it off this Sesh with a massive bong hit full of Citrus Skunk by Green Seal.  It's a 24% THC sativa.  Hits you right in the eyes man.  Todays pre-roll is an un rated tester join by Simply Bare Organics.  It's definitely a hybrid, gets you nice and Mello with any earthy yet berry flavour.  It was tasty and did the trick for sure.

I don't know if you've ever been to a work related function hella high, but I did.  Recently the Kind winter fair was held in Toronto.  Being a budtender/shift lead I as lucky enough to get a ticket to day two.  Kind is the most popular cannabis magazine Canada at the moment.  They have been holding these festival/party/convention/trade show functions since 2020 I believe.  It's basically a place for industry people to schmooze try new products, get new products and pick the brains of their favourite growers.  

The best part of this whole situation was the expectation that you enjoy the experience to the fullest by testing everything.  It was the first time I got to fully enjoy a work function so high that a blow up igloo had my equilibrium all messed while I discussed the development process of one of my new favourite strains.  Black Markets Peanutbutter Mac.  It's one of the craziest getting high experiences I've had in a long time.  The whole conversation I spent it mentally trying to stop myself from floating away and it was perfectly acceptable.  

It was quite the experience especially when you take into account I had eaten 140 mg of edibles on an empty stomach about 20 min before entering the venue.  Dude when I say I was in my own little world I mean I was bopping to music that only played in my head.  My legs felt like slinkies and I didn't recognize any of the scenery on the walk back to our car.

My Winter Fear Warm up..

Vortex Gummies 140mg

Nugz Frozen Hash Resin

My KIND winter fair picks...

1) Nugz

2) Loud Plug

3) Organic Comatose

4) Black Market

5) Tea Pot

6) Organic

7) Simply Bare

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I'm still smoking Citrus Skunk by Green Seal to open the show.  What can I say?  When I find something I like I'm loyal.  Also, it's just a really great sativa.  It comes in at a solid 24% THC.  Today's pre-roll is the very tasty Peach Rings by General Admission.  A resin infused, keif wrapped half gram joint.  I'm pretty sure it's a hybrid with a sativa lean.  It certainly sativa'd me up.  It was 38% THC and super tasty.  

There are a lot of good budtenders out there, but there are a lot of bad ones too.  It's frustrating when you're trying to make an impact.  Especially when the legal market is so young and we are still fighting old stigmas.  All I'm saying is, don't just hop in to the industry trying to score cheap weed.  Put some purpose behind it.    

This weeks weed facts are basically a mini discussion about the future of legal cannabis in Canada.  Let's just say things look good!  Let's hope the industry starts to balance out sooner than later and we can move on to easing up on the regulations.  

Dude for real, some times this stuff goes all shakespearian on you and delivers a couple twists and turns you didn't anticipate.  These facts will definitely make you think differently about some prominent historical figures.  Hope you enjoy the Sesh!  

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This sesh I’m smoking Citrus Skunk from Green Seal at 24% THC, the perfect sativa, in my opinion.  Since I’m introducing you to “Kong” my new triple perk, triple chamber, 19” bong.  It had to be a strong sativa, or words would have been difficult.  The joint today is a pre-roll called Laughing Gas by Cookies, a Hybrid at 23% THC.  It lived up to it’s name for sure.  I definitely got the giggles.  With a little help from a Weed-A-Rita and of course Kong!  The Wee-A-Rita... A concoction 5 months in the making.  The total ammount of THC in this hillbilly coctail is 500 mg.

With all the booze flowing and puffing going on (we may or may not have started the dube fest earlier in the day), I only got through a glass.  Man did that pint pack a punch.  At certain times I couln’t contain the giggles and got emotional.  I had a very special guest on the show as well.  He’s been mentioned in previous seshisodes and I finally got him on to tell us some stories and rip on blog posts with me.

Dave IS here maaan!  I finally got my buddy Dave on the podcast.  Did  it go off the rails and turn goofy? Definitely.  We had a good time though, and even if none of this made any sense it was fun as hell.  It was a good hang and a great smoke sesh.  Hopefully the fun and the vibe comes through strong on this.

This weeks weed facts are a list of “30 stoner thoughts” - as always they start off on the up side of strong then fall off in a lazy marijuana induced haze.  Either way it was fun to watch dave rip on some of these like a grandpa scoleding a couple teenagers.

Dude for Real! Dave brought his own fact to throw out on the show.  Then we got into a list of 50 amazing facts.  Some were surprising, some were rediculous, but they were all entertaining.

This is the longest sesh yet it was a blast to record hopefully it’s as much fun to watch.  Enjoy the Sesh!

Guest Host - My Buddy Dave!

The Weed-A-Rita 

(ingrediants)

Total THC - 500 mg

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This sesh I'm hitting Citrus Skunk by Green Seal, at 24% THC, in the Bong.  This is the type of Sativa that hits you right in the eyes maaaan.  For pre rolls I'm smoking Animal Sorbet Kush Mints by BlkMkt, at 28%, it's a Blunt and probably one of the best.  It's in my top 3.  It's definitely an indica.  You'll see.    

Today is a bit of a rant.  Well not a bit, more like a balls all in kinda rant.  Might have got on my high horse and did some explaining.  I feel like I'm justified because this idea of becoming TikTok Famous promotes all kinds of stupid.  Thanks a lot Andrew Tate!    

So in an effort to practice what I preach.  I have compiled a list of weed facts that will actually help and educate you about how much cannabis you can have on your person in Ontario Canada.  How much THC is in edibles in a legal pot shop and how many plants you can grow in your residence.  

Dude for real!  If TikTok was a crime these idiot criminals would be making bank.  For the Dude for real segment we're talking dumb criminals and a couple crimes these dopes committed.  Some times it's worth taking a breath and a second to reflect before you act.  

Hope you enjoy the Sesh!    

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This sesh I'm smoking Frosted Cherry from PotLuck.  It's an Indica at 18% THC.  I've said it before and I'll say it again this strain will throw you for a loop.  Some times it hits and some times it's doesn't.  I also took a hoot off the Yocan Armor pen.  I had a little hash and shatter in there.  The shatter was from Shaterizer, it's their White Widow Strain.  It's a hybrid with 69% THC.  The hash I don't have stats on.  It wasn't mine and we loaded it up at my buddies party on the weekend.  The mix lasts a while and it's a great hit.

This sesh I felt like continuing story time.  I had such a good time telling stories on the 420 episode, that I decided to tell you about how I became a cautionary tale at my high school, for all the new English students In the senior English class.  The night we got to "decorate" the school the school in October of our senior year.  Decorating meant steeling pumpkins, from pumpkin patches, racing through back roads with a friend in the bed of my pick up truck and getting shot at by farmers.  At least we think we were shot at.  We heard a loud bang, saw a porch light go on and figured since we were stealing his pumpkins he let her rip.  The weed facts are a couple claims to the medical benefits of marijuana.  They seemed to be lacking context but they had a couple points I didn't know about.  In accordance with my new found obsession over megafauna and giant prehistoric animals, with have 3 new additions to the surprisingly large animals that used to exist.  I had a lot of fun recording this and dude, that Frosted Cherry had me all kinds of high by the end of the sesh.

Hope you Enjoy!  

HAPPY 4/20!! This smoke sesh I'm trying Potluck's Frosted Cherry.  It's an indica with 18% Thc.  It's a weird one.  Some times it hits strong and some times not.  This time it did.

It's 4/20, let's celebrate with a story time smoke sesh.  Let me do the story telling while you hit that bong, joint or dab rig and I'll see if I can make you laugh with a few tales about the first time I bought a porn tape from the convenience store.  That's right!  A friend turning down a threesome.  The time I hit a lady with the door as I left a porn shop and a couple magically delicious edible stories.

I hope you enjoy the sesh and have an amazing 420.

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This sesh I'm smoking Ultra Sour.  A 23% sativa by Up.  I'm also trying out a pre roll of Blueberry Syrup, a 23% hybrid by Qwest.  

 So I have a few clarifications to make, because well, I got rambly high.  First, when I said pinene is in lemon pledge, I really meant limonene.  Seriously I did.  Also, I'm not so sure this is as much a podcast, as it is a geek out session about weed.  I'm sure there's a message about life in there somewhere though.   Also, when I said zkittles was raved about by some coworkers... I was full of the poo poo.  I was thinking ghost drops and got them confused. Basically this sesh is a rambling review of a Blueberry Syrup preroll and Ultra Sour flower.  So there!  That's my description of this episode.      

Hope you enjoy.   

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We're creating a vibe in the community.  So join the sesh with your friendly neighborhood pothead and SUBSCRIBE to Thoughts Off The Stem podcast.           

 While you're between PUFFS hit the LIKE button, then PASS this on to someone who needs a Sesh Buddy!          

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This sesh I'm smoking Wagners Blue Lime Pie, a 22% Thc Hybrid leaning indica, paired with a couple hits from the Yocan Armor, with White Widdow shatter, from Shatterizer.  It's a 69% Thc Hybrid.

T-shirts that keep fat guys fat and promote laziness are the epitome of the break down of society.  Don't be a blob of human, put in some effort.  It's the only way to fill the void.  Ok, so I got a little over excited about a t-shirt and it turned into a rant about social etiquette and the break down of society.  We need to rebuild a sense of community.  In an effort to give rather than take.  This weeks weed facts are for people who want to grow but don't know where to start.  The Dude For Real facts include using your brain as a remote and chewing gum to make your brain function better.  

Hope you enjoy the sesh! 

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We're creating a vibe in the community.  So join the sesh with your friendly neighborhood pothead and SUBSCRIBE to Thoughts Off The Stem podcast.           

While you're between PUFFS hit the LIKE button, then PASS this on to someone who needs a Sesh Buddy!          

Now you can visit Tots420.com to parooze the Tots420 Shop, find more content, discover new platforms, donate to the show if you feel like supporting our growth and shop our affiliate links for Amazing dab rigs, bongs, pipes and glass smoking accessories.           

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This sesh I'm smoking Pedro's Sweet Sativa, by Color.  It is a 19-20% Thc Sativa, with a 2% Terpene profile that makes it smoke more like a 25% bud.  It tastes sweet, smokes full and smells like that weed you used to get as a kid.  I paired it with a little shatterizer shatter in the Yocan Armor pen.  The shaterizer shatter is a full gram for less than $50.  It has a 69% Thc content, but again, because of the terpene profile it smokes closer to an 80%.  Because of the terps, it's also pliable.  Unlike most shatters it doesn't break break and snap like other kinds.  It peels, so you can roll it into a ball like hash and add it to a join or just enjoy it in a dab rig or on top of the flower in your bong.  It is a very versatile shatter.

So after geeking out over all the things I smoked, I gave a little sales pitch for some new products in the Tots420 Shop.  Showed off a new mug, cannabis cuzy and a coaster, all with the podcast label on it.  One of the guys at work hooked me up with the coaster and the cuzy.  If you want to purchase anything just shoot me an email here Tots420.com/contact.  

So I jumped on the Will Smith bandwagon and gave my opinion on the slap.  Then switched gears with a surprise mushroom story, cause surprise mushrooms are the best if you're in the right frame of mind.  It's all about the perma smiles, giggles and knowing a secret that no one else knows.   

Also Some times you do make bad decisions on weed.  I once signed up for a boxing class, the kicker was, the only physically activity I had for the 4 years prior to joining, was getting up to go to the fridge and smoking poppers all day.  Oh! I would also walk to my dealers house.  What I'm saying is a full time popper smoker does not belong in a high intensity boxing class as a reintroduction to fitness.  

In the Weed Facts segment, we are talking about times people got too high and did some silly stuff.  So they aren't so much facts as cautionary tales.  In the Dude For Real segment we discuss a few things that might make you question your faith in Humanity.

My apologies for this seshisode being delayed, I had some technical difficulties and had to rerecord the sesh.  

I hope you enjoy!