Thoughts Off The Stem | Unfiltered Comedy

Thoughts Off The Stem | Unfiltered Comedy

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  • Women Having Babies Without Men? The Science Explained

    Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.


    What if women could have babies without men — naturally, scientifically, or through futuristic technology? Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we dive into the cutting-edge science, ethical debates, and mind-blowing possibilities of reproduction in the future.

    This episode blends comedy, curiosity, and thought-provoking ideas:

    • The science behind parthenogenesis, artificial wombs, and reproductive tech
    • How modern medicine is changing what “family” can look like
    • Ethical questions surrounding reproduction without men
    • Hilarious, unexpected, and shocking possibilities for future generations
    • The societal and cultural impact of single-parent reproduction
    • Comedic takes on dating, genetics, and futuristic family planning
    • And why the future of having kids might be stranger than fiction

    If you’ve ever wondered how science could rewrite the rules of reproduction, or just want a funny, mind-expanding discussion — this episode is for you.

    🎧 Hit play — let’s explore the future of reproduction, science, and society, with laughs included.


    Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com for more episodes and cannabis education.


    📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠

    👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠


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    26 min
  • If Animals Thought Like People… Chaos Would Ensue

    Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.


    Ever wondered what would happen if animals actually thought like humans — with opinions, plans, and savage comebacks? Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we dive into the hilarious, chaotic, and surprisingly relatable world of imagining animals with human minds.

    This episode is perfect for animal lovers, stoners, and anyone who enjoys absurd comedy with a touch of philosophy:


    • What pets would really say if they could talk like humans
    • How wild animals might act if they had human reasoning (and drama)
    • The hilarious chaos of imagining a world where animals understand sarcasm, politics, and social media
    • Observations on human behavior reflected through animal “logic”
    • Comedic takes on cats, dogs, birds, and every creature you’ve ever encountered
    • Why imagining animals thinking like humans is both funny and a little terrifying
    • And the absurd conclusions you’ll laugh at, cringe at, and maybe relate to

    If you’ve ever looked at your dog and thought, “You’re plotting something,” this episode will make you laugh, think, and appreciate the weirdness of the animal mind.

    🎧 Hit play — let’s imagine the hilarious chaos of animals thinking like humans.


    Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com for more episodes and cannabis education.


    📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠

    👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠


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    26 min
  • The Strangest Last Meals Ever Ordered on Death Row

    Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.


    Before the lights go out, death row inmates get one last meal — and some of these orders are absolutely bizarre, shocking, and sometimes hilarious. Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we explore the strangest last meals ever requested, the stories behind them, and the wild humanity (and absurdity) of these final choices.

    This episode blends comedy, dark curiosity, and jaw-dropping real-life stories:

    • The strangest, most shocking last meal requests ever made
    • Stories that are funny, tragic, or just plain weird
    • What last meals reveal about human nature, obsession, and taste
    • Hilarious and absurd observations on the psychology of “last requests”
    • How culinary cravings can turn into extreme or bizarre choices
    • Comedic commentary on our fascination with death row rituals
    • And the moments that make you laugh, gasp, and question reality

    If you’ve ever wondered what someone might order for their final meal — and why — this episode is equal parts fascinating and hilarious.

    🎧 Press play — let’s dive into the weird, dark, and sometimes funny world of death row last meals.


    Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com for more episodes and cannabis education.


    📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠

    👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠


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    27 min
  • The Secret Army in Your Pants

    Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.


    Your body is full of hidden soldiers you’ve never met — and some of them are microscopic warriors living in places you probably didn’t want to think about. Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we dive into the hilarious, shocking, and slightly gross science of the tiny armies that live in your pants and how they actually impact your health.

    This episode blends comedy, science, and absurd imagination:

    • The microscopic organisms that secretly inhabit your body
    • How these “trojan warriors” can protect you or cause chaos
    • Shocking and funny facts about human microbiomes
    • What your body is really doing while you go about your day
    • Comedic observations about hygiene, science, and the unseen world
    • Weird stories and scenarios that will make you laugh, cringe, and think
    • And why your pants have more drama than your social life

    If you’ve ever wondered what’s going on in the parts of your body you can’t see — and wanted a funny, mind-blowing take on it — this episode is for you.

    🎧 Press play — let’s explore the tiny, secret warriors living in your pants, with laughs included.


    Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com for more episodes and cannabis education.


    📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠

    👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠


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    25 min
  • CBG, Cannabis & Confidence: The Self-Love Guide

    Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.


    Self-love isn’t always easy — but what if cannabis (and the rising star, CBG) could help you actually feel good about being you? Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we explore the intersection of self-care, mental health, and cannabis culture, with laughs, insights, and practical takeaways.

    This episode is perfect for anyone trying to improve their mindset while keeping it real and funny:

    • How cannabis and CBG can impact mood, stress, and self-perception
    • Why self-love is more than affirmations — it’s mindset and habits
    • The science behind feeling good naturally, with a little help from plants
    • Hilarious and relatable stories about personal growth journeys
    • Tips for using cannabis and CBG responsibly for mental wellness
    • Comedic observations about society’s pressure to “love yourself” perfectly
    • And why embracing yourself fully is both challenging and hilarious

    If you’ve ever wanted to improve your self-love game while enjoying some cannabis insights, this episode will make you laugh, reflect, and feel a little better about being you.

    🎧 Hit play — let’s explore self-love, cannabis, and CBG, with humor and honesty.



    Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com for more episodes and cannabis education.


    📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠

    👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠


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    24 min
  • Surviving Edibles

    Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.


    Edibles aren’t just candy — they’re a whole world of flavors, highs, and hilarious experiences. Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we break down everything you need to know about edibles, cannabis snacks, and getting the most out of your high — without turning your kitchen into a disaster zone.

    This episode is perfect for anyone curious about edibles, seasoned stoners, or just anyone who enjoys a good laugh while learning:

    • How edibles work differently than smoking or vaping
    • Dosage tips, timing tricks, and avoiding accidental overconsumption
    • The funniest edible mishaps and wild stories from real users
    • Popular cannabis snacks and creative ways to enjoy them
    • How your metabolism, mood, and munchies all play a role in the experience
    • Comedic insights on high behavior, cravings, and snack attacks
    • And why knowing your edible game can make or break your night

    If you’ve ever wondered what makes edibles so potent (and funny), or want to navigate cannabis snacks like a pro, this episode is for you.

    🎧 Press play — let’s explore edibles, snacks, and high hilarity, with laughs included.



    Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com for more episodes and cannabis education.


    📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠

    👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠


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    29 min
  • CBD Explained: What You NEED to Know

    Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.


    CBD is everywhere — oils, gummies, drinks, creams — but do you really know what it does, how it works, and what actually matters? Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we give you the latest, funniest, and most practical guide to CBD, so you can separate hype from helpful.

    This episode is perfect for anyone curious about CBD, seasoned users, or anyone who wants the truth — with laughs:

    • What CBD actually does for your body and mind
    • The difference between CBD, THC, and other cannabinoids
    • How to choose products that actually work
    • Funny stories about overhyped CBD experiences
    • The science behind why CBD is both trendy and therapeutic
    • Comedic observations on wellness trends, marketing, and “miracle cures”
    • Tips for incorporating CBD safely and effectively

    If you’ve ever wondered whether CBD is for stress, sleep, pain, or just trying to chill, this episode will make you laugh, learn, and feel confident in your choices.

    🎧 Hit play — let’s explore CBD, science, and wellness, with humor and honesty.


    Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com for more episodes and cannabis education.


    📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠

    👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠


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    28 min
  • Spreading Love with Cannabis

    Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.


    Life’s too short for negativity — and sometimes, a little cannabis can help you relax, laugh, and keep your vibes high. Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we explore the fun, chaotic, and surprisingly deep connections between positivity, love, and enjoying some bud.

    This episode is perfect for anyone who wants to laugh, reflect, and chill:

    • How cannabis can enhance mood, laughter, and connection
    • The power of spreading positivity in everyday life
    • Hilarious stories of stoner philosophy, love, and human connection
    • Why self-care, kindness, and humor go hand in hand
    • Comedic observations on modern life, social chaos, and staying chill
    • How to balance laughing at life’s absurdities while staying genuinely positive
    • And why puffing some bud might just make the world a little better

    If you’ve ever wanted a mix of comedy, reflection, and high vibes, this episode will make you smile, nod, and maybe spark a little love in your day.

    🎧 Hit play — let’s spread love, stay positive, and puff some bud together.


    Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com for more episodes and cannabis education.


    📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠

    👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠


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    23 min
  • Why We Can’t Stop Watching True Crime

    Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.


    Why can’t we look away from true crime stories? Murders, lies, and unbelievable mysteries captivate us — and sometimes scare us senseless. Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we explore why true crime fascinates, terrifies, and entertains us, all while keeping it funny, relatable, and thought-provoking.

    This episode blends comedy, psychology, and cultural commentary:

    • Why humans are obsessed with murder, deception, and scandal
    • The psychology behind our fascination with true crime stories
    • Hilarious and absurd observations about the media, podcasts, and documentaries
    • Famous cases that show how wild human behavior can be
    • Comedic takes on our obsession with solving crimes from the comfort of our couches
    • How storytelling, suspense, and morality keep us hooked
    • And why laughing at the chaos of human behavior is oddly satisfying

    If you’ve ever binged a true crime series and wondered, “Why am I obsessed with this?” — this episode will make you laugh, think, and nod in recognition.

    🎧 Press play — let’s explore murder, lies, and our love of true crime with humor and insight.


    Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com for more episodes and cannabis education.


    📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠

    👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠


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    26 min
  • VHS, Video Games & Pizza: 90s Nights

    Thoughts Off The Stem is a comedy podcast packed with hilarious observations, personal stories, and unfiltered takes on everyday life. Join Justin Barone as he turns life's frustrations, weird thoughts, and the absurd into laughs.


    Remember VHS tapes, late-night video game marathons, and endless pizza slices? The 90s weren’t just a decade — they were a vibe. Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we dive into why 90s nostalgia hits different, blending comedy, pop culture, and the warm fuzzies of simpler times.

    This episode is perfect for anyone who grew up in the 90s, loves retro vibes, or just wants to laugh at the absurdity of the past:

    • Why VHS, video games, and pizza are iconic symbols of the 90s
    • The hilarious and awkward trends we thought were cool
    • How nostalgia makes us laugh, cringe, and feel connected
    • Comedic reflections on childhood, pop culture, and growing up pre-internet
    • Funny stories about retro gaming, late-night snacks, and mix-tape disasters
    • Why remembering the 90s is both comforting and ridiculous
    • And why nostalgia is a mix of joy, chaos, and laughter

    If you’ve ever looked back at the 90s and thought, “Wow, that was wild… but kind of perfect,” this episode is for you.

    🎧 Hit play — let’s celebrate VHS, video games, pizza, and all the 90s nostalgia that hits different.


    Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tots420.com for more episodes and cannabis education.


    📺 Watch on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/@thoughtsoffthestem⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5wHWxJ1IeOtMeFWicmtwd8?si=9ad56a63eb694e27⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ☕ Keep the show Independent: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://buymeacoffee.com/tots420⁠⁠⁠⁠

    🛠️ Sesh Essentials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tots420.com/sesh/⁠⁠

    👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://my-store-10fe8fc.creator-spring.com/⁠⁠⁠


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    30 min

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