Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee

GOP’s alternative to the Affordable Care Act helps insurance companies, Film School Rejects claims it’s time to bring back the Muppet Show, and Bill Hemmer compares the missing plane to Noah’s Ark.

Reince Priebus is reshaping the RNC, the Southern Baptist Convention is looking to do away with terms that “oppress” the unborn, and why is KISS mad at the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame?

Cancer specialist recommends nudity and coffee for a longer life, the NYPD has discovered using Stop and Frisk less has helped their popularity, and John McCain calls Russia a gas station?

Oklahoma State House warns of the dangers of tongue piercing, a Michigan woman bites off part of her boyfriend’s ear, and President Obama gets to view Game of Thrones before the public?? Not Fair!

Fox News’ Howard Kurtz calls out Stephen Colbert, the guy who had sex with a Hot Pocket gives suggestions, and autographed copies of Mein Kampf sell for nearly $65,000.

GOP candidate says masturbation is Satan’s plan to erase the Church, marijuana is making its way into weddings and Rush Limbaugh is mad at…Girl Scouts??

AZ Governor Jan Brewer strikes down Arizona’s Anti-Gay bill, a school child in Texas brings a beer to school, and a court ruling in California allows police to conduct warrantless home searches?

A spelling competition in Missouri ends in a tie after 60 rounds, Disney’s Magic Kingdom significantly raises admission prices, and Arizona’s Anti-Gay bill.

Kristen Powers says Fox News has gotten her out of her liberal bubble, Christine O’Donnell claims she’s a victim of the IRS, and Tennessee lawmakers propose an Anti-Sex week bill amidst outrage over sex week happening at the University of Tennessee.

The bass player from 3 Doors Down gets a DUI, A lawyer is suing Paramount Pictures over “The Wolf of Wall Street,” and an update on the spanking bill in Kansas.