Thread Headquarters

In this episode of Thread Headquarters, Jordan and Patrice dive into a wild two-part saga from the subreddit Entitled People.

It starts with a neighborly dispute over daylilies when a woman calls the police on her neighbor for pulling up flowers in his own yard. The cops quickly shut her down, but the drama doesn’t end there. In a shocking follow-up, the same neighbor gets drunk, grabs some fire starter, and ends up burning down the wrong house in a fit of rage.

From petty garden squabbles to full-blown arson charges, this story takes “entitled” to a whole new level.

From Am I the A**hole: a guy plans a simple dinner date with his girlfriend, only to discover she’s invited her entire family, parents, brother, and cousin, without telling him. When the $400 bill lands, she expects him to cover everyone. The fallout? A fiery debate about respect, entitlement, and relationship red flags.

From Entitled People: an office worker with no dietary restrictions tries to claim gluten-free pizza meant for coworkers, going so far as to wrap up leftovers before anyone eats. When confronted, he breaks down in tears, only to later be caught stealing paper towels from the cleaning staff’s cart.

From Overheard: a toddler loudly asks his pregnant mom if she has “a baby in her butt too,” sparking a wave of hilarious pregnancy mix-ups and childhood misunderstandings. Later, a father in a hospital waiting room drops some dark but comical “advice” about divorce that leaves his son stunned.

From Petty Revenge: a roommate who can’t stop stealing snacks gets served Cheeto-dust justice in his backpack—just in time for an important work meeting.

And from Am I the A**hole: a frustrated roommate covers every item in the fridge with googly eyes to stop their food from disappearing, only to be accused of creating an “emotionally hostile refrigerator.”

In this debut episode of Thread Headquarters, Jordan and Patrice dive into two unforgettable Reddit tales.

First up: a retail worker takes their district manager’s advice literally—“dress for the job you want”—and starts showing up to work in full CEO attire, complete with a suit and briefcase. The results? Customers, coworkers, and even corporate don’t know how to handle it.

Then, we head to a Renaissance fair with a camping crew whose whiny intern pushes them over the edge. With no RV hookups, he keeps demanding a shower… so his coworkers invent a “cistern on the roof” and send him out into a downpour. Sweet, soggy revenge.