Three Baked Guys

Get your joints ready, we have Homoki returning to the guest seat! Smoke out with them boys as we chat about vampires and their unreliable sexiness. We talk about Allsups, the premier south west convenience store! What's up with that third eye everyone is talking about?! And we wrap up with a choppy talk about viral epidemics!

Thanks to everyone for their baked thoughts text-ins to 505.289.1811, we love to pontificate over them between topics.Get ready for a roller coaster of stoned jackasses ramble on about stuff!

Episode 26 of Three Baked Guys. Roll your joints and get ready to get high with Jay-Gonzo, Ghost, Amplitude & Repeat guest Evan Galpert! This weeks topics are Spy's/Espionage, Dinosaurs, Pimp My Ride & Butterflies. Smoke along and listen as the boys discuss the finer points of being a spy. Is Evan a spy? & did the KGB have a secret office in Santa Fe? And who would win the fictitious battle between the Nazi Raptors, & The American T_Rex? Will Hollywood ever give the boys money for their movie ideas, or just continue to stab them in the back after appropriating their idea's? Listen for the new album featuring Evan Galpert & Three Baked Guys, Mouth Jams 2020 is here for your ear! And just wait until Ex gonna give it to ya! He is gonna pimp your ride without fixing it! At least you will look coll while not making it to your job interview. Thanks to Lordside the Rapper for our awesome intro music. Don't forget to call in your baked thought at 505-289-1911

Hope you got some good ass weed for this weeks episode! Join J-Gonzo, Ghost & Amplitude as the welcome back guest baked guy, Emmett! Topics are Jury Duty, Meditation, & Supernatural Objects.We start off the podcast by having a little story time w Emmett! Listen in to hear the story of Serpent in a bottle, & how Emmett got to direct and work with Micheal Madsen (Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs) . Needless to say its an epic story! And have you ever had to do jury duty? The boys discuss the finer points of how to get out of jury duty. Also, why the hell did Hollywood make Polly Shore a thing? Meditation is also discussed as the boys try to smoke themselves to nirvana. Smoke in a deep moment of silence and exhale your deepest fears. Does everyone see melting faces while taking acid? Face melting get brought up as they discuss supernatural objects. Amplitude curses us all with his titanic chess set that cursed his joints, god help us all. Find your best buds, roll your best buds, & listen to this weeks episode of your favorite podcast! Three Baked Guys is your interactive weed smoking podcast, call in your baked thoughts to 505-898-1811. Thanks to Lordside the rapper for our amazing intro music!

Sit down with your best rolled joints, your best buds, and listen to this weeks episode of Three Baked Guys. This week the topics are Joint 1: Graffiti. Listen as the boys start to get a little testy with the famous graffiti artist Banksy. And just what is graffiti anyway? Some say it is just any old mark made on a surface, does peeing in the snow count? Joint 2: Tattoo's. Which one of the Three Baked Guys has tattoo's already? And who is gonna get a TBG tramp stamp when we get to 200 thousand downloads? Listen to joint number 2 to find out. Also listen as we read our baked thoughts of the week. Are stop lights Rasta colors for a reason? Joint 3: Hair Removal Methods. Find out what the boys think of shaving, Brazilian waxing, and the Nair bath gone wrong. Don't forget to call in your baked thought to 505-289-1811, and leave us your topic ideas at [email protected] And thanks to Lordside the Rapper for our awesome intro music.

Get your joints rolled and you ears lubed up for this weeks episode of Three Baked Guys. Smoke along and listen as the J-Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude smoke three joints and cover three topics. This week the topics are Mutants/Mutations, Deep Space, & Cartoons. Find out the boy's favorite X-men. And if you could have your own super human mutation, what would it be? Learn the incredible tale of Dab Man & Pigeon Kid. Also check out this weeks listener's baked thoughts. Popeye & Olive Oil are Spinach crazy. And why has Star Wars not been remade as a stoner movie? Luke Highwalker, Stoner Fet have a reason to use the force, all this and more on this weeks episode of TBG. Intro Music provide by Lordside The Rapper

Roll up your joints and get ready for your favorite podcast! Three Baked Guys takes you on a stoned journey with J-Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude. This week the boys take on topics like Alchemy, Prank Phone calls, & cryptozoology. Learn how you were told lies since childhood as the boys explain what was really happening with Scrooge McDuck. And why did we stop using the good old prank call and go to having peoples houses swatted? Have you ever wondered why people say, "don't Bogart the joint man!" The boys read the latest baked thoughts of the week and desperately beg for more. Grab yourself a fresh cup of unicorn poop and listen in to episode 22 of Three Baked Guys!

Three Baked Guys welcomes fellow baked guy Emmett to the podcast for the first time! Join J-Gonzo, Ghost, Amplitude, & Emmett as they smoke four joints and cover four topics! This week the topics include, out of body experiences & astral projection, A.I. sex robots, the witness protection program & online dating! Listen in as Emmett tells us how he almost died while on vacation in Hawaii. Learn several lessons as he tells the harrowing tale of his fight with the ocean. What will happen when we disappoint all the sex robots? And why cant Siri talk like a gangster ass chola? Also find out how join the hottest new dating app, Juggles Only is a dating website built exclusively for finding your perfect Juggalo hook up. Will Takashi 69 go into witness protection or just roll hard? And check out your baked thoughts of the week, the boys read the latest texts and voicemails that listeners sent in this week. call 505-289-1811 to leave your baked thought for a chance to be featured on the podcast. Title music by Lordside

2020 is here, and the boys get turnt up on a bit of THC syrup! This week the topics include the worst movies of the 2010's, New Year celebrations, & of course, cults! The hottest new TBG movie is in the works, & it involves the two most used emoji's in the world! Yes that's right, Eggplant & Peach team up to hit he silver screen. And there was yet another curse put on the boys this week, and this time it was in the form of a delicious joint that turned into a witches finger! And are you lost and not sure where to go? Try the hottest new cult on the block, the TBG Cat Cult. Tune in to find out what happens on this weeks newest edition of Three Baked Guys. And Thanks to Lordside for the sweet intro music.

Take another journey with the Three Baked Guys as they Welcome guest Baked Guy, Schuyler! Topics include reincarnation, robots, artificial intelligence, virtual reality, and the best food to eat while high. The hottest new drinking game out there is the TBG's drinking game! Is Elon Musk right? Can we defeat the robot apocalypse by becoming robots ourselves? And remember the first time you got high and ate something a bit strange? Potato chips and just about anything will make a stoner happy.... most the time. Also the boys use the bat cave's amazing data base to look up several people including Jaron Lanier, an American computer philosophy writer, computer scientist, visual artist, and composer of classical music. Considered a founding father of the field of virtual reality

Its The Holiday Special Episode of Three Baked Guys AKA That Show! Roll up some Christmas cheer and smoke along as the boys discuss topics like, Santa Claus, alternatives to Christmas, & the animal's Christmas has appropriated. Ghost lets everyone know how he really feels about Santa Claus, and we learn The Legend of Sphincter Claus & his merry band of Juggalo Elves. Also we learn of the many different ways to celebrate in the winter, One Yule! And have you ever heard of American Boxing Day? And did you get a baby raptor this Christmas? Tune in and find out why you will have to fight your raptor to the death in an epic tournament of champions! Find a couple Joints and a couple friends, and smoke along with your favorite stoners, J Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude. And Special thanks to Lordside, for letting us use his dope track, Get High, for our new intro music.