Three Boring Dudes

This week's blender:  Triple Sec, Fresca, Gin, and fresh chopped onions.  Spoiler alert:  Judd rolls a 2.  Also, 53 minutes in, something amazing happens.

This week's blender is plain greek yogurt, olives, hot Chinese mustard, and black bean tofu scramble.  Cody dresses up as Captain Hammer, we make fun of Greek people, and everyone freaks out when Judd explains the concept of angel babies.

This week's blender is a microwaved taquito, Mango Habenero Kale Chips, and a fresh, red onion.  We also discuss gay sex, the gay Mecca, and why it's awesome that Fred Phelps is dead.  Again.

This week's blender:  Peas, pear apricot barley baby food, and hazelnut coffeemate.  Cody is apparently missing, so Jessica fills in the slack.  Also, we totally forget to sing the song.

Barret tells everyone about how awesome America is, Cody is embarassed by the amount of television he watched, and Judd reveals all the secrets of the Titanfall Beta.  This week's blender:  BBQ Sauce, Banana, and Teryaki Beef Jerky.

This week's blender includes a "cutie" tangerine, mashed sweet potatoes, and balsamic mayonnaise.  Cody is noticably absent as Barret, Judd, and Jessica discuss awesome celebrity stories and Hearthstone the video game.

Welcome, dear listener to the first Three Boring Dudes podcast of 2014!  Herein you will find tales of joy, glory, and betrayal at the hands of studios that make shitty movies they want you to vote for during awards season.

Jessica joins Judd, Cody, and Barret in the blender (we won't tell you who "wins"), adding a fourth ingredient to the mix, giving us:  Chocolate Sauce, Cottage Cheese, Apple-flavored fruit leather, and Equal brand artificial sweetener.  It could have been worse.

Here's the link for those who haven't figured out that clicking the title of each post is also a link to the downloadable file:

Link!

In games, we talk about State of Decay, Star Citizen, and The Witcher 2:  Assassin of Kings.  In movies we discuss Solar Crisis, Sunshine, August:  Osage County, Dallas Buyer's Club, American Hustle, and then briefly mention a whole bunch of other films.  In TV, we talk about Spy, Arrow, and Strikeback.  Damn we're some busy motherfuckers.

Oh yeah, and we're on iTunes now!  Give us a five star rating because you don't know what those stars mean!  Yeah!!!

Barret explains why we don't do a blender this week, Cody explains why Barret's a pussy, and Jessica recaps the "plot" of Revenge.  Judd also makes some jokes, but they mostly suck, so we'll ignore that facet of the podcast this time around.

Here's the link for people who don't know how to click on the title of a goddamn post like a normal fucking human.  I mean "Hi mom!"

Link!

Barret returns from being stranded on a desert island with nothing but his charming good looks and a FedEx commercial to keep him alive.

Cody drinks the blender, Judd sings Katy Perry, and Jessica punches Barret right in his stupid face.  Maybe.

Here's your sweet, sweet link:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_11_30.m4a

Jessica replaces Barret permanetly, Judd drinks the blender, and cody explains why pooping is a challenge at his apartment.

Here's the link:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_11_09.m4a

Enjoy!