**TOOT**  You learn something new everyday.  Good morning class. I will be your professor for this semester.  Everyone please get settled in.  We are here to keep an open mind while we search for answers to questions that may simply not have answers too.  Welcome to Philosophy 666

You ever heard the expression 'someone put their foot in this'?  Well in this episode, someone put their TOE in it, and that's not an expression... If you were a drink what drink would you be?  'This guy' used to take care of Juli, and they 'watched movies'.  Are you scared of Chucky? Allergies are Crazy.  Fuck Dogs!!!  And Bees!!!

This is not your normal opening.  Juli invented a drink!!!  Manny's fortune cookie was an asshole...so he ate it.  Imaging getting home and finally realizing there is a person in your windshield.  This episode is very magical...and also sexist.  

Manny and Juli go back to the gym...and they have a plan!! Manny is gonna cum on Manny's black card.  Trigger Warning!!!!  Manny trys HUMAN.  ***For Legal Reasons, everything mentioned in this episode is a joke***  Megan Fox has hot thumbs.  Manny is a double fisting master.  If you react to the censoring in this you're sus, just saying.  Virginity ROCKS....I think, I don't remember, but also, what does that even mean?  We become strippers and make one word stories.  

What's scarier than Friday the 13th?  Episode 13 on MONDAY THE 13th!!! Anyways, this episode is not scary at all.  Juli has what!?  Where does the D!¢|< go?  What kind of toilet do you have?  What do YOU do on the toilet?  Apparently this episode is about toilets...OHH and cheese.  Cheese in Hot Chocolate and Peanut Butter and burgers.  Is Juli the daddy?

Did the bug kill Selena? Manny was an old robot for the night.  The knees go at 26 y'all, have you used them?  Girls can't dunk!!!  But then again, neither can we :)  Why I left Leon's.  Juli is a cat.  Omega should NOT be open still.  Manny is not allowed there anyways so whatevs.  Manny gets caught in the buff.  Ana can't fit *blank* in her mouth.  

Hear me out...what if a vibrator woke you up every morning.  What's your favorite type of cookie?  Manny almost gets into a car accident *gasp*  Jesus take the wheel!!!  We almost forgot to take one down guys *gasp* What is that cop licking?  Manny wrote a song.  Do you keep your Karens in the freezer?

Emman vs Fast Food beef continues.  Episode 10!!!! Well....kinda :)  Special Rules for this one.  Ever gone fishing at Lake Michigan KEVIN??? Well KEVIN you know what else is at Lake Michigan KEVIN?!  DUCKS!!!  The lady in the attic strikes again.. TUN-TUN-TUUNNNNNN.  Men explode if they don't 'drill for oil' for 6 days.  Soccer is Racist...and so is Manny...JK JK.  

Hello everyone. Welcome to SEGSUAL Education!!!! In today's lesson, guys explode if they don't beatus their meatus at least every 6 days. Nevada bitches be crazy. Don't fall asleep by them...you've been warned. 1 Taco = 2 Tacos. BUCKS IN 6!!!! WWYS --> What Woud You Steal?

Dream Vacation, WOOOT WOOOOTTT!!!!. Your mom and your GF switch bodies. What would you do??? Manny got asked to smile. Maybe Manny isn't as smart as he thought he was. Manny has the swine flu.