Three Knights and a Page

The Fantasy Boys take to the streets of Paris, only to be met with horrifying stone monsters, swindling inn keeps and creepy german boys skipping through meadows. This episode is not for the faint of heart, dear listener, as the devil is working extra hard to make our three knights as UNCOMFY as possible. Join us this week as we traverse the fine line of dark fantasy-horror, and light hearted humor.

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence, discussion of rape: 58:59-1:04:59)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:05:46) Fantasy Trope of the Week

(00:12:30) Papa, tell us a recap

(00:18:18) Top to bottom review

(00:24:06) The Nameless Girl's Name

(00:45:45) Red Stockings

(01:04:53) Creepy German Child

(01:21:39) Pray the Gay Away

(01:32:07) Greats and Ghouls

(01:46:25) END

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Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

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Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan 

Narrated by:
Casey 

Edited by:

Andrew and Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover  @_dova_nova_  on Instagram

We interrupt our normal adventure for a very special order from the Queen herself: a Halloween Episode! The Fantasy boys each handpick a short story to cover from Thomas Ligotti's collection. We discuss our own personal halloween experiences, the monkeypaw conundrum, the terrifying nature of realtors, and you guessed it, WORMS! Plenty of spooky, happenings await you on this weeks episode of Three Knights and a Page!

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:10:57) Grandpapa, tell us a story?

(00:25:18) Dr. Voke and Mr. Veech

(00:46:41) In the Shadow of Another World

(01:07:48) The Last Feast of Harlequin

(01:43:30) Final Thoughts

(01:51:13 ) END

Thank you for listening! Feel free to subscribe for more episodes! If you have any questions for the trio, or had your own 'Greats and Ghouls' you can reach us at: 
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

Tiktok: @threeknightsandapage

Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan 

Narrated by:
Casey 

Edited by:

Andrew and Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover  @_dova_nova_  on Instagram

If you thought last book was deep, in depth, and covered heavy existential topics, then you ain't seen nothing yet!
The Fantasy Boys strap in as they try and tackle religion, redemption, and medieval French history, and man do they get side-swiped. With this book being their first dark, horror, historical fantasy novel to cover, the knights do their best to keep things light and find the joy in a world ravaged by the plague. Join us this week as the little cymbal-wielding monkeys that live in our heads perfectly sync up in our most inspired episode yet. 

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence, mention of rape: 38:50, 40:31, 40:47, and 42:46)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:07:13) What did the cat drag in?

(00:15:28) Papa tell us a recap

(00:31:05) Top to bottom review

(00:38:33) The Nameless Girl

(00:55:12) French for Matthew

(01:11:31) And they got married..?

(01:19:51) The Poppy Fields

(01:32:17) Greats and Ghouls

(01:45:07) END

Thank you for listening! Feel free to subscribe for more episodes! If you have any questions for the trio, or had your own 'Greats and Ghouls' you can reach us at: 
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

Tiktok: @threeknightsandapage

Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan 

Narrated by:
Casey 

Edited by:

Andrew and Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover  @_dova_nova_  on Instagram

The Fantasy Boys set down their packs, sit around the fire, and learn their true names, discuss the pros and cons of Magic the Gathering, and play a rousing game of 'Would You Rather?' Pull up a chair and join our respite from reading fantasy books, so we can discuss fantasy at large, and as the age old questions: Which MC's would win in a fight? All this and more this week on Three Knights! and a page....

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity and discussions of violence)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:05:48) The Knights' True Names

(00:13:44) Battle Royal - pt 2

(00:23:45) MTG Powerpoint

(00:30:45) Would you rather?

(01:06:20) END

Thank you for listening! Feel free to subscribe for more episodes! If you have any questions for the trio, or had your own 'Greats and Ghouls' you can reach us at: 
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

Tiktok: @threeknightsandapage

Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan 

Narrated by:
Casey 

Edited by:

Andrew and Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover  @_dova_nova_  on Instagram

Well well well, look what the cat dragged in...
No, seriously! The fantasy boys introduce their newest segment, contemplate their life choices, and struggle relentlessly to do Le Guin justice by taking this incredible piece of literature seriously. Casey makes a grave error early on, Ryan continues to shame himself for his lack of helpful note taking and Andrew is left to pick up the pieces of our mess. Join us this week and all the fun we can get out little grabby hands on as we finish our favorite book we've read thus far!

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:04:51) What did the cat drag in?

(00:10:26) Papa tell us a recap

(00:16:08) Top to bottom review

(00:24:47) Doesn't want none of that Bid-naz

(00:38:17) Court of the Tesseract

(00:59:55) Welcome home, my bird son

(01:14:25) Vetch Quest

(01:22:38) Flat earth confirmed

(01:38:13) Greats and Ghouls

(01:49:55) END

Thank you for listening! Feel free to subscribe for more episodes! If you have any questions for the trio, or had your own 'Greats and Ghouls' you can reach us at: 
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

Tiktok: @threeknightsandapage

Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan 

Narrated by:
Casey 

Edited by:

Andrew and Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover  @_dova_nova_  on Instagram

The Fantasy Boys put on their thinkin' caps for this one, as they try and tackle the illustrious work of one of the Titans in the fantasy genre. They struggle to understand and appreciate such complex materials as character growth, the hubris of man, and boats. Come join us as we most CERTAINLY embarrass ourselves on the rough waters of Earthsea. 

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:04:18) Super topical World Cup reference

(00:07:20) Fantasy Trope of the Week

(00:10:52) Shrek the Podcast

(00:17:36) Papa, Tell Us a Story

(00:23:50) Top to bottom review

(00:33:44) Got my GED

(00:41:02) The Ugly Princess

(00:51:18) That's All She Roke

(01:15:36) The Master of Doors

(01:20:30) Mano y Drako

(01:38:14) Greats and Ghouls

(01:54:14) END

Thank you for listening! Feel free to subscribe for more episodes! If you have any questions for the trio, or had your own 'Greats and Ghouls' you can reach us at: 
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

Tiktok: @threeknightsandapage

Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan 

Narrated by:
Casey 

Edited by:

Andrew and Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover  @_dova_nova_  on Instagram

The fantasy boys kick back, hang up their reading glasses and discuss the finer points of the arts: musical theatre, self-publishing, and The Elder Scrolls III: Marrowind. The cats drag in some tasty pop-culture morsels, and Casey subjects Ryan and Andrew to a new game called "Who's that Reference???". Join us for our zaniest episode yet!

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:10:55) Wheel of Time reboot

(00:18:18) Self-Publishing

(00:20:25) Marrowind

(00:33:04) Who's that Reference?

(00:41:37) The Face

(00:45:51) Audience Questions

(01:00:10) END

Thank you for listening! Feel free to subscribe for more episodes! If you have any questions for the trio, or had your own 'Greats and Ghouls' you can reach us at: 
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

Tiktok: @threeknightsandapage

Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan 

Narrated by:
Casey 

Edited by:

Andrew and Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover  @_dova_nova_  on Instagram

The Fantasy Boys, despite all their meandering and threatening, finish the book. This was an episode of firsts: Andrew opens up about how he is feeling, Ryan bares his heart for us and shows some semblance of vulnerability, and manages to make only ONE anime reference.  As the cold road takes its toll, join us as we conclude this epic tale of heroes, bravery, and buffoonery.  

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:03:58) Fantasy Trope of the Week

(00:14:49) Top to bottom review

(00:20:25) Ganelon, Tetra master

(00:29:35) Deus Ex Machina 2

(00:41:37) The Face

(00:46:51) Ryan's Confession

(00:54:13) Chekhov's Three Swords

(01:29:13) A Long-distance call

(01:19:32) Greats and Ghouls

(01:35:28) END

Thank you for listening! Feel free to subscribe for more episodes! If you have any questions for the trio, or had your own 'Greats and Ghouls' you can reach us at: 
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

Tiktok: @threeknightsandapage

Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan 

Narrated by:
Casey 

Edited by:

Andrew and Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover  @_dova_nova_  on Instagram

The Fantasy Boys, take a load off this recording. Sit back in the mudhut with the muck man and listen in as papa regales you with a story of betrayal, found family, terrifying jungles and mud weed. Join us as the boys discuss the finer points of cannibalism, Snagglepuss, and "who rescued who". 

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence, Mentions of abuse (55:04), mention of torture and rape (55:43), Domestic abuse (1:00:46) and a brief mention of suicide: (1:18:31))

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:08:25) Fantasy Trope of the Week

(00:15:08) Top to bottom review

(00:32:16) We are SO back, Boys!

(00:50:516) Into the Wyld

(00:56:24) THE MUCK MAN!

(01:06:01) The cannibal camp

(01:13:44) The Heathen

(01:29:13) A Long-distance call

(01:35:30) Greats and Ghouls

(01:52:49) END

Thank you for listening! Feel free to subscribe for more episodes! If you have any questions for the trio, or had your own 'Greats and Ghouls' you can reach us at: 
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

Tiktok: @threeknightsandapage

Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan 

Narrated by:
Casey 

Edited by:

Andrew and Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover  @_dova_nova_  on Instagram

The boys are back in town, and they're getting the band back together! After struggling for an hour with some truly maddening technical difficulties, the Fantasy boys tackle the epic saga (lol) of a group of old mercenaries coming out of retirement for one last adventure. Ryan surprises the boys with a fun new mini-game, Casey has a grade A crashout, and Andrew takes hosting out for a spin. Join us as we embark on a zaney, hilarious, adventure into the Heartwyld!

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence, mentions of drug use: (47:44), domestic abuse (48:27, 1:40:55) and a brief mention of rape: (1:40:55))

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:06:18) Fantasy Trope of the Week

(00:10:05) Papa, tell us a story!

(00:16:22) Top to bottom review

(00:24:21) And the Golden Gabe goes to....

(00:36:22) Another Sword-talk

(00:42:31) We're gettin the band back together!

(01:01:05) Moog B****, get out the way!

(01:08:07) Mattrick Skulldrunkard

(01:27:14) Great Granite Ganelon 

(01:46:31) Greats and Ghouls

(02:03:27) END

Thank you for listening! Feel free to subscribe for more episodes! If you have any questions for the trio, or had your own 'Greats and Ghouls' you can reach us at: 
Email: [email protected]

Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

Tiktok: @threeknightsandapage

Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan 

Narrated by:
Casey 

Edited by:

Andrew and Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover  @_dova_nova_  on Instagram