Three of Hearts

After solving Gambler's body swap trial, Vellum & Spar receive their rewards...but not before facing an unexpected hurdle.

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

The body swap escapades continue and conclude in a hostage situation at Honeycore!


Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

Having come out to their friends as body-swapped, Spar and Vellum continue their quest for the Gamblers' dice. An old rivalry is unearthed, guns are drawn, and a declaration is made.

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

Agents Vellum & Felspar have to navigate life in the others' body in order to pass Gambler's trial. It's even more awkward than you think it is!

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

Content Warnings: Gambling; partial nudity; implied sexual content

The agents make it into Stoneloft, but what answers they find only come with more questions. Prayers are answered, parkour is performed, and a long-awaited meeting does not go as planned.

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

To celebrate Three of Hearts's anniversary, Ila and Essay play The Lovers by Adam Vass and Alyx Schroeder, a tarot-based game of romantic scenes. In this quasi-canonical series of dates, Spar and Vellum reflect on their pasts and consider a possible future, together.

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor

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Agents Vellum and Felspar reach the city of Stoneloft at last, but getting inside is another matter entirely. From mysterious magic to stringent bureaucracy, the agents have a handful of new obstacles in their quest to rescue Jack Spade.

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

Content warning: Loss of a loved one

Governor Thorne has a thaumaturgic situation that needs investigating. If only there was an organization that helped with those...Oh well! It's up to Darla, Edmuth, and Mags the Gun Witch to solve a theft which could have dire consequences for the people of Vassa Natura. Darla gets snacky; Edmuth oversells his skills (or does he?); Mags forgets what to remember.

Ila Alexei is Edmuth and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Darla and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is our GM
Special guest Hera Alexander is Mags the Gun Witch!

Mickey song Hera referenced

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Intro - Shrimp Po' Boy; Midtro - Corrupted Comrade: Citrus Knight; Outro - Shrimp Po' Boy.

Content Warnings: Bodily fluid; toxic siblings; jokes about addiction

Agents Asce, Iris, and Cadewyn are (mostly) unemployed after SUITS has been shut down, but a secret message offers them a new mission, and puts the fate of Vassa Natura in their questionably capable hands. Asce passes on a gift; Cadewyn steps up; Iris blacks out.

Ila Alexei is Agent Asce Harland and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Iris Anson and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is our GM

Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf and the creator of Space Kings

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Intro - La Carrera Gourmet; Midtro - Castle and Fortress; Outro - On My Way Home.

Alt Title: The Improper Library

Content Warnings: Nonconsensual magic; grief.

Years ago, Vellum was betrayed by someone he held dear for a long time. Today, he is transformed by someone he's only just begun to know.

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.