Three of Hearts

In a flashback, Spar gets involved with a SUITS agent of questionable character, and the events of that escapade echo into the present. Vellum makes a suspicious deal; Spar asks followup questions; Tatiana does what Tatiana does.

Map of Clovenheart

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

An unexpected encounter leads to great risk, and great reward. Agent Felspar reminds us why he's the brawn. Agent Vellum chews his way to safety.

Map of Clovenheart

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

Vellum, Spar, and Anya discuss their leads over tea. They may not have the answers yet, but the agents are finally learning the right questions.

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Map of Clovenheart

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

When a cruise ship fails to reach its destination, a trio of SUITS agents are sent to investigate its disappearance. When they do find the ship in distress, they quickly uncover that all is not what it seems…

Ila Alexei is Agent Asce Harland and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Iris Anson and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is our GM

Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf and the creator of Space Kings

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Intro - La Carrera Gourmet; Midtro - Castle and Fortress; Outro - On My Way Home.

Agents Vellum and Felspar attend a community gathering in an attempt to get a clearer understanding of what's happening in Clovenheart. Vell talks through some complicated emotions after a heavy visit to the injured Sekitan. According to a playing card, Spar finds romance.

Map of Clovenheart

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

Eighteen years ago, Kaolin Vellum had an idea about how to make the world a safer place. Today, that very idea has triggered a chain of events that led directly to a scenario where he is spooning Spar in his childhood bed. Causality is amazing!

Map of Clovenheart

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

After a harrowing second day in Clovenheart, Agents Vellum and Felspar can have a little level up, as a treat. Then they get breakfast, as another treat! Unfortunately Spar is surrounded by all his exes and relatives, but what else is new?

Map of Clovenheart

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

The SUITS agents get creative and emotional as they protect the people of Clovenheart from a rampaging werelion. In the conflict's unpredictable aftermath, those involved are shaken, broken, and built anew.

Map of Clovenheart

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

World-famous musical duo Diamond and Sekitan are together again and it feels so good! Or it would if Diamond wasn't a leading suspect in a gruesome kidnapping. The vibes are certainly off as Agents Vellum and Felspar attend the momentous concert, and neither can shake the feeling that something bad is about to happen...

Map of Clovenheart

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

In order to save Kurt, Agent Felspar has to make some unsavory choices and confront an important figure from his past. Agent Vellum, meanwhile, is forever changed - not by hover cars or kittens, but by forces beyond his understanding.

Map of Clovenheart

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

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