Three geeks give you the latest in weekly updates, attempt to debunk the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle, and take a gander at the upcoming Wii U and Assassin's Creed III.

The head monkeys of TQG welcomes special guest, John Steinklauber of Nobody's Listening! We feature Back to the Past stories, where John reminisces on a date that never happened, Cap reveals yet another injury, Jeremey's family is given 'apology beef', and Blazin' Asian is a terrifying pre-school gunslinger with his first water pistol.

TQG welcomes Nick and Dayna of a new podcast, "Too Much Work"! The five united heroes go over weekly updates and feature a new main segment, "Topically Talking", where they share their phobias and nightmares.

The Three Quarters Genius gang is joined by Dayna of Too Much Work podcast! Captain Gassy has an Asian man to fix his magical refrigerator, Blazin' Asian gets glowing nails, Jeremey is boring, and Dayna prefers to practice her flaut than go to health class.

Blazin' Asian is stranded on a highway at night in the snow, the TQG geeks bask in the glorious memories of their most cherised video games and give advice on how NOT to deal with bullies and first crushes.

Blazin' Asian reveals an act of devious deception in kindergarten, Cap' and Jeremy remembers of invisible soldiers and bazooka-deflecting helemets, and the REAL Bro' story is revealed.

The Bro' Story, "Pooping for Dummies", and New Years Resolutions

Three quarter-witted geeks talk about their favorite movies/shows and give some insight to upcoming movies.

Three geeks reminisce on Christmases past, express their undying love for bacon, and nerd out on Halo.