Three Ugly Guys

"Do...do...do...do you have it? GUTS!" - Nick GUTS

On your Mark (Summers), get set, GO!!!

So, do you have it? On this episode of Three Ugly Guys we welcome on two new guests, our friends Alexa and Jon to talk about all the nostalgic goodness that was Nick Games and Sports (GAS). Hear us give our top three favorite Nick GAS shows as well as typical 3UG tangent topics like Joe's 30th birthday party, cruise ships, & we revisit our recently infamous Cookie Episode (Episode 57)

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*“Intro” and “Outro” music is a derivative of “90s Sitcom Joy” by John Bartmann, used under (CC BY-SA 4.0). “Intro” and “Outro” music are licensed under (CC BY-SA 4.0) by Three Ugly Guys.

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"All work and no play make three guys ugly!" -3UG:Shining

Hey, what does a ghost cow sound like? Mooooo-oooo-oooo

Spooky Season is here again and Three Ugly Guys christen a brand new podcast topic series called 

"Three Ugly Guys Go INTO The Movies". 

What better way to kick off this series while simultaneously getting into the spooky spirit than to throw ourselves into one of the greatest horror movies of all time: The Shining. Hear us as we tackle the Stephen King classic as we weave throughout the story and answer the most important question: Do we survive?

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*“Intro” and “Outro” music is a derivative of “90s Sitcom Joy” by John Bartmann, used under (CC BY-SA 4.0). “Intro” and “Outro” music are licensed under (CC BY-SA 4.0) by Three Ugly Guys.

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      Website: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/90s-sitcom-joy

"Excelsior!" - Stan Lee

"C'mon! We're going! C'mon! It's Comic Con! C'mon!" - Paul

It's October, it's NYC, it's NEW YORK COMIC CON! Arguably the biggest collection of pop culture & "nerds" under one roof is one of the Three Ugly Guys' favorite events every year! Hear us discuss our experiences & favorite memories from past years of New York Comic Con at the infamous Jacob Javits Center in Manhattan. Have YOU been to Comic Con? What are some of YOUR favorite things to do there? 

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*“Intro” and “Outro” music is a derivative of “90s Sitcom Joy” by John Bartmann, used under (CC BY-SA 4.0). “Intro” and “Outro” music are licensed under (CC BY-SA 4.0) by Three Ugly Guys.

      License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

      Website: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/90s-sitcom-joy

"While we're living, the dreams we had as children Fade Away," - Noel Gallagher - Oasis (Fade Away)

Music is so powerful, it may as well control our lives completely. 

We're headed Back To The Past musically, again! Three Ugly Guys welcome back our friend Kyle to continue on our journey of our favorite music growing up and how it helped mold us from kids to the men we are today. Underground, horrorcore rap, alternative/grunge, southern rap, & emo era rock are just some of the genres we cover in this episode. 

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*“Intro” and “Outro” music is a derivative of “90s Sitcom Joy” by John Bartmann, used under (CC BY-SA 4.0). “Intro” and “Outro” music are licensed under (CC BY-SA 4.0) by Three Ugly Guys.

      License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

      Website: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/90s-sitcom-joy

Would you take $100,000 a year to violently crap your pants twice a year?

We're gonna talk about nothing... and everything in between...

Live mics are always dangerous in the hands of Three Ugly Guys. From Christopher Walken impressions and the Beach Boys to voice acting, Space Jam: A New Legacy, and anal leakage we cover a vast majority of topics in this episode. Count how many obscure movies Paul references. 

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*“Intro” and “Outro” music is a derivative of “90s Sitcom Joy” by John Bartmann, used under (CC BY-SA 4.0). “Intro” and “Outro” music are licensed under (CC BY-SA 4.0) by Three Ugly Guys.

      License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

      Website: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/90s-sitcom-joy

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger (Jingle All The Way)

"Is a raft a canoe?"

Got milk? You do?! Great! You're all ready for this episode of Three Ugly Guys! 

On this episode we welcome back our friend Nick and welcome on a new friend for the first time, "Maul" (Paul). Nick and Maul have been having a months-long argument about the definition of what exactly IS a cookie and we all go through our Top 5 Dead or Alive cookies (or "cookies") of all time! The banter here is one for the ages (and probably the most adult to day) because, well, that's the way the cookie crumbles...

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*“Intro” and “Outro” music is a derivative of “90s Sitcom Joy” by John Bartmann, used under (CC BY-SA 4.0). “Intro” and “Outro” music are licensed under (CC BY-SA 4.0) by Three Ugly Guys.

      License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

      Website: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/90s-sitcom-joy

"Take me to your leader!!!"

Are we alone in the universe/multiverse?

Welcome back to Three Ugly Guys! On this episode, we dive into the unknown a bit. As humans, on Earth, are we alone? Aliens are arguably the biggest mystery in history. Are they real? Who are they? Can they get here? Are they friendly? We take a deep dive into all things alien to try and find some answers. 

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*“Intro” and “Outro” music is a derivative of “90s Sitcom Joy” by John Bartmann, used under (CC BY-SA 4.0). “Intro” and “Outro” music are licensed under (CC BY-SA 4.0) by Three Ugly Guys.

      License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

      Website: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/90s-sitcom-joy

"Come with me if you want to live!" -The Terminator

Rambo: Future Blood

In this episode, Three Ugly Guys restructure and revive Fiction Fight! Hear us build and tell a story where John Rambo meets The Terminator. How did we get here? Why is this happening? And most importantly, who will win this epic battle of badassery?

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*“Intro” and “Outro” music is a derivative of “90s Sitcom Joy” by John Bartmann, used under (CC BY-SA 4.0). “Intro” and “Outro” music are licensed under (CC BY-SA 4.0) by Three Ugly Guys.

      License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

      Website: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/90s-sitcom-joy

"WATCH THE TRAMCAR PLEASE!" - Wildwood NJ

We're going Back to the Past for our summer time memories.

On this episode of Three Ugly Guys we take you all on a trip Back to the Past as we discuss some of our favorite memories growing up in the 90's during summer months. Vacations, block parties, camp, ice cream, & more dominate this topic. Along with classic 3UG shenanigans... 

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*“Intro” and “Outro” music is a derivative of “90s Sitcom Joy” by John Bartmann, used under (CC BY-SA 4.0). “Intro” and “Outro” music are licensed under (CC BY-SA 4.0) by Three Ugly Guys.

      License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

      Website: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/90s-sitcom-joy

"Like the beat of a heart, and I won't stop until I start to stand out! To stand out!" - Powerline (A Goofy Movie)

"Those bones in my jaw, don't have a flaw, my shiny teeth and me!" - Chip Skylark

Welcome back to Three Ugly Guys where we are pushing through our fictional music act bracket. In this episode we pick up in the second round & weed out our way down to our number one. 

Who will reign supreme atop the fictitious musical mountain? 

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*“Intro” and “Outro” music is a derivative of “90s Sitcom Joy” by John Bartmann, used under (CC BY-SA 4.0). “Intro” and “Outro” music are licensed under (CC BY-SA 4.0) by Three Ugly Guys.

      License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

      Website: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/90s-sitcom-joy