Three Ugly Guys

"Success is my only mother fuckin' option, failure's not..." -Eminem

"Music and rhythm find their way into the secret places of the soul"

In our twenty-second episode, Three Ugly Guys welcome back our friend Kyle for our second episode in our newly created Back to the Past series around music we grew up with. What songs and genres shaped our childhood? What memories do we bring up that connect some of our favorite artists? Join us as we take you back to the turn of the millennium and beyond!

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*Intro and Outro music created by John Bartmann (entitled "90s Sitcom Joy") and found on "Freemusicarchive.org". Original song edited by us to fit our Intro and Outro needs.

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"MAN HUNT!! MAN HUNT!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!"

What ever happened to good, old fashioned go outside and play?

Three Ugly Guys take you Back to the Past again to talk about our childhood experiences outside, in the fresh air, getting dirty, scraping our knees, and playing. In the neighborhoods, in the schoolyards, in the streets, join us as we take out back and share our personal memories stories, and experiences playing various sports and games. Batter up!

"I was the kid w-- I had feet!"

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*Intro and Outro music created by John Bartmann (entitled "90s Sitcom Joy") and found on "Freemusicarchive.org". Original song edited by us to fit our Intro and Outro needs.

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      Website: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/John_Bartmann/Royalty-Free_Soundtrack_Music_Album_Two/90s-sitcom-joy

"The blood is the life." -Dracula

You got garlic, wooden stakes, & silver bullets... how many vampires can you take out?

Three Ugly Guys have reached the end of our Spooky Season Halloween journey. We conclude with a discussion on arguably the move infamous of all classic horror folklore characters: Vampires. From Dracula, to Blade, to Underworld, to ancient, biblical times we traverse all vampire legends and even dip into how we would act if we were bitten and reborn as vampires. 

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"Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand..."

-Vincent Price

Autumn, cool weather, Halloween horror... bring it! 

Three Ugly Guys continue on with spooky season as we hit the end of October. Signs, Halloweentown, The Nightmare Before Christmas, classic monsters and more are all up for discussion as one of our favorite seasons slowly wraps up.

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"Ch ch ch, ah ah ah..." - Friday the 13th

We survived the massacre of 10-6 but can we live through 5-1?

Three Ugly Guys are back with Part II of our Top Ten horror movies lists. In this episode, we run down our Top 5 to 1 favorites as well as dive deeper into our personal experiences with these films and why they made the tops of our lists. 

Can you survive the slashings?

Mwuahahahaha!!

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"Welcome to prime time, bitch!" -Freddy Kruger

Who made our lists? Listen up to find out!

Three Ugly Guys are waist deep into the Halloween Spirit and are giving you our individual top ten lists of our favorite horror movies. Starting from our number 10 slot, we work our way down to our number 6 picks in Part 1.

Get your machetes, claw gloves, and razor sharp knives ready, this one's gonna be a doozie! 

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"Welcome to John Adams High, where you are gonna die, that's right, fall right this way."

"Here's a knife, here's a gun, there'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight." -And Then There Was Shawn (Boy Meets World)

Halloween specials: Possibly the most memorable niche TV we've ever seen.

Welcome back to Three Ugly Guys' October Spooky podcasts! In this episode we discuss some of our favorite & overall most memorable Halloween TV specials & shows. Boy Meets World, Home Improvement, Goosebumps and more headline our banter. 

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"Everlasting Gobstoppers! They're completely new! I am inventing them for children who are given very little pocket money." -Willy Wonka

We got candy, we got costumes, & we got crazy chatter!

Join Three Ugly Guys as we kick off the month of October in our Spooky Halloween podcast session talking about our favorite Halloween candies & costumes. Hear us dip into some personal stories about our love for the season, too. 

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"Let's check the scoreboard, MO!!!" -Mike O'Malley (GUTS)

We're gonna talk about NOTHING... and everything in between...

It's late, we're tired, and Three Ugly Guys are ranting again! In our never ending quest to talk about it ALL, NOTHING, and EVERYTHING in between, hear us discuss Nickelodeon, horror films, the "Schneider" Cut, poop (yes... poop), and plenty more.

Me-me-me-meeeeeee!!

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*Intro and Outro music created by John Bartmann (entitled "90s Sitcom Joy") and found on "Freemusicarchive.org". Original song edited by us to fit our Intro and Outro needs.

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"ROUND TWO: FIGHT!"

Two fights. One winner each. Who will survive?

Three Ugly Guys welcome you back to Fiction Fight! In the first fight of action we take a trip through dimensional portals and find ourselves at the foot of Mount Olympus to witness the epic showdown between God of War's Kratos and Ghostbusters' Gozer. 

Can Kratos add another God to his kill list? What tricks will Gozer have up his/her sleeves? 

In the second fight, hear what happens when the Bad Boys (Mike and Marcus) fall through a rusty green pipe and find themselves face-to-face with the Super Mario Bros. (Mario and Luigi) in the Mushroom Kingdom. Who has the heavier artillery? How will the Bad Boys adapt to cartoon life?

Find out on this installment of Fiction Fight!

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