In this week's episode, we dig into the research process for our next show, which includes accidentally time-travelling back to Ancient Rome. We get embroiled in a political assassination attempt, Yaz tinkers with the Adventure Mobile (again), and Tom gets sold into slavery to train as a Gladiator.

With special guests Mina Anwar and Jemima Rooper.

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Mina Anwar as Portia Audi

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Paul Dodds as The Narrator

All other roles were played by Three's Company

Edit, sound design and mix by Chris Sharland

Supported by Brother Brother

Cover artwork by Peter de Jersey

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Well we were hoping to bring you a sensible episode this week, but Michael got absorbed in his book (metaphorically). Then we all got absorbed into it (literally), and transported back to 1814, where there was this whole thing with the Bonnet sisters in Middle-Bridge-a-Marchington needing to urgently find three husbands.

Turns out manufacturing love is harder than it seems in the books.

With special guests Beatie Edney and Alfred Enoch.

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Beatie Edney as Mrs Bonnet

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Paul Dodds as The Narrator

All other roles were played by Three's Company

Edit & sound design by Yaz Al-Shaater

Cover artwork by Mariam Bell at VS Designs

Supported by Brother Brother.

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Recorded with a live audience at The Buxton Festival Fringe! We were just preparing to head out for a quiet Halloween party, on Michael's least favourite night of the year, when we were interrupted by a terrifying masked intruder... There's a killer on the loose and he targets Fringe theatre makers!

With special guests Rob Rouse and Peter De Jersey.

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Rob Rouse as The Figure

All other roles were played by Three's Company

Edit, sound design & mix by Chris Sharland and Yaz Al-Shaater

Cover artwork by Dylan Howells

Special thanks to Mo El-Fatih and James "Percy" Percival.

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We're in America! We kick off Season 2 with a special episode direct from a diner in Cowboy country. But we're interrupted by a mysterious man in black who needs us to hunt down a notorious outlaw… as long as we can make it back in time to see Yaz's weird show.

With special guests Alexandra Gilbreath, Jonathan Slinger and Leah Harvey.

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Leah Harvey as Leona Sergio

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Cover artwork by Michael Grady-Hall

Special thanks to Tom "Griff" Griffiths

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In this bittersweet, definitely-final episode, we announce that we are packing up the company along with our childhood dreams, just in time for Christmas (right after one last missing person case at the North Pole and a trip to a stop-motion alternative reality). Nothing can possibly change our minds. Just like nothing can possibly stop Christmas. Again. 

With special guests William Gaminara and Siobhan Redmond.

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Cover artwork by Jay Bird

Special thanks to Tom "Griff" Griffiths

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This episode we're trying off to celebrate Christmas with the definitely-not-suspicious Count Ebenezer of Castle Spatula, Transylvania, after a definitely-not-mysterious invitation arrived in the Post Of Christmas Last. Special guests are Paul Chahidi and Jodie McNee, and almost every series regular from Season 1.

PLEASE NOTE: This episode was originally written before Christmas was cancelled (like, a long time before). Any similarities are ironic coicidences, and we honestly apologise that we keep writing things that come true. But we hope you can take some joy from its lovely Christmassy message. However you spend it, a heartfelt Happy Holidays from all (three) of us at Three's Company.

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Paul Chahidi as Eyesore

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Cover artwork by Nina Jurewicz

Special thanks to Tom "Griff" Griffiths

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This episode we're away and off-grid on a writer's retreat (so we won't be around to deal with any unexpected Zombie apocalypses, just as a random example off the top of our heads). Special guest is Caroline Quentin.

PLEASE NOTE: This episode was written before the COVID-19 pandemic (like, a long time before). Any similarities are accidental, and we honestly apologise if any unintended offence is caused (or if this feels unoriginal). Coronavirus is not a joke. Wash your hands, follow local guidelines, and perhaps consider staying at home and listening to podcasts. Seriously, we hope you're doing okay. Stay safe.

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Caroline Quentin as Dr. Prof. Brainhead

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Cover artwork by Haroun Al-Shaater.

Special thanks to Hamish Nicholls.

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This episode we're out an about in London, to make up for last week's embarrassment (also we're taking on the criminal underworld by knocking heads, following leads, and walking moodily in the rain). Special guest is Youssef Kerkour.

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Youssef Kerkour as Jeeves

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Cover artwork by Yaz.

Special thanks to Hamish Nicholls and Mariam Bell. Supported by Brother Brother film.

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This week's episode comes from the Barrington-Smythe awards (which were unfortunately interrupted by an unexpected murder that we were roped into solving). Special guest is Youssef Kerkour.

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Youssef Kerkour as Jeeves

Narrated by Paul Dodds.

Edit by Yaz Al-Shaater

Cover artwork by Lucy Dearden.

Special thanks to Hamish Nicholls and Alan Fielden. Supported by Brother Brother film.

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In episode 2, we have a chat about mentors, and Tom learns why you should never meet your heroes. (We also take a trip into space to save the galaxy from an oil-guzzling shape-shifting aliens). Special guest this week is Rufus Hound.

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Rufus Hound as Ran Soslow

Narrated by Paul Dodds.

Edit by Yaz Al-Shaater

Special thanks to Hamish Nicholls, Alan Fielden, Jeremey Dunn,

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