Threezus

Danny praises himself on his immaculate podcast subject transitions. The crew plays a new improv game involving absolute nonsense. Daniel gets a bad haircut, but that doesn't stop him from pitting Danny & Mason against each other in a game of "No Yeah, Totally". Danny tops the episode off with two accidental "f*ck songs" in another rendition of Danny's Deaf Jams.

The team begins with an incredible round of "I'm a tree". Mason leads a discussion on recent mental health, followed by a super random story about Danny's days as a below-average basketball player. The gang concludes the episode with Danny's new game, "Fantasy Phrases".

One for the ages. Mason gets bad poops in Vegas, Danny has the other two guess celebrities' real names, and Daniel rewrites celebrity dating profies… and they’re like really good.

Danny proposes a Halloween costume trio collab, but it all turns inappropriate per Mason’s request. The trio discusses ways people made fun of them in school. Daniel insults boomers. Danny has Mason and Daniel combine to form their own Halloween movie villain. Daniel mumbles famous songs. Mason concludes with a fantastic round of MadLibs Movie Trailer.

Danny and Mason stupidly decide to get season passes for a theme park against their better judgement. The trio has a weirdly lengthy debate on a best dressing/shower order. Mason pitches a Movie Mashup game. Danny concludes with bringing Mason and Daniel back to high school with a rousing game of “Danny RPG”.

Danny is 0-4 in his Fantasy Football league. He needs your prayers. Daniel enlightens us on the wonder that is "Squid Game". Mason and Daniel prove they're somewhat smarter than a 5th grader. The crew puts on their conspiracy theory hats, and the episode is topped off with rousing games of "Would You Random" and "Word-at-a-Time Prophecy".

Daniel asks a weird question about what our favorite bite is. Mason has the crew play a rousing game of "ghost". Danny has the other two guess the most streamed songs on Spotify. Daniel plays hit songs in reverse that the other two have to decipher.

Daniel "accidentally" teaches his daughter bad words. The trio discusses the worst places people could listen to Threezus. Danny has the others guess celebrity ages, but it's reversed. Mason provides some scaling hot takes about religion and the entertainment industry, plus a very offensively wrong take about sleeping better in foreign places over his own bedroom.

Danny talks young people out of becoming YouTubers and TikTokers. Mason talks about getting caught in the big New York flood. Daniel hosts a very difficult round of "Guess That Acronym."

A doozie. Daniel starts off by telling the story of how a theme park employee told him and his sister to kiss, provoking a conversation about the "Siblings or Dating" Instagram page. Mason asks Danny and Daniel for weird preferences, followed by requesting the two to come up with fake facts HE'S learned from non-fiction YouTube videos. Danny closes the episode with a polarizing game of "Guess Their Age".