Thrift Store Vinyl Hour

I met a fisherman who moonlights as a magician. "Pick a cod, any cod."

I ordered a chicken & an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...

My game of Clue was going great until Daphne, Shaggy, and Velma showed up.

Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: Solid, liquid, and gas.

The nurse said she would have to draw blood. So I handed her some crayons.

Today we interview a street fighter about the time she punched a curb.

I'll bet the guy who invented Lifesavers made a mint.

Most people are shocked when they discover we sell cheap extension cords.

Deer don't live long 'cause they dine out at every meal.

Remember that herb garden we had? Good thymes.