Thrift Store Vinyl Hour

The swordfish has no natural enemies. Except the penfish, which is even mightier.

There's a coin shortage 'cause we lack common cents.

Trees can't be trusted because they are shady.

We had a chiropractor stop in about a weak back.

We fear negative numbers & will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Pumpkins sit on porches because they have no hands to knock on the door.

If you drop ice cubes on the kitchen floor, just kick them away. Soon they'll be water under the fridge.

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0

I want to know Edward Scissorhands' take on the latest touchscreen technology.