Anwar talks about the newest race war, how cops should all be black women and how we should all be trying to burn down Amazon and fuck Bezos' wife.

Anwar continues to warn about the return of Standup Comedy and how COVID19 should stay for the summer. 

A son is born. Anwar discusses the future for his newborn baby boy. 

Anwar predicts the atrocities and treasures we can look forward to with re-opening the nation.

Anwar offers some helpful tips on how to gain a big ole phatty to put to work when quarantine ends and warns against the terror of the return of stand up comedy.

Anwar has become the best possible version of himself through the pandemic and this administration and somehow wants to go back in time to 5th grade. He also talks about how quarantine has made you a better dating prospect

Today is Anwar’s birthday and he is unemployed. He discusses being a 35 year old podcasting loser and Instagram Live.

Anwar drinks from Robert Mondavi’s signature Circle K reserve selection and discusses Joe Biden and how Phoenix isn’t really observing quarantine.

Suffering the lasting effects of quarantine; Anwar finally folded, and binge watched the Wire. He revisits childhood memories of his secret porn-loving mom in Baltimore.

Anwar gives you the Do's and Don'ts of life in Quarantine as you know it. Welcome to the rest of 2020, folks.