This week, a field trip has a plot twist, Brianne loves skinks but Melanie loves skanks, Brianne gladly alienates 1/12-1/4 of our listeners, Melanie has a hot take about Pisces, the final petty bracket all comes down to Brianne's mood, Melanie wants to send you crab legs in the mail, your kidneys are taken by force, and Melanie simply does not receive a theory.

Disaster begins at 21:00.

Content warnings: alcohol/drinking, plane crash, missing relatives, grief of a mother, very vaguely mentioned death of children and infants, extensive discussion of mass murder-suicide and mental health from 57:50 on.