Thunder Thighs and Lightning

Thunder Thighs and Lightning

By Kristyn & KatComedy
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Thunder Thighs and Lightning episodes

  • Quickie 19 - I take melatonin and I drink a lot

    SEX! Today's Quickie is about dreams. Sex dreams. Premonitions. Rage dreams. Anxiety nightmares and more. And Kat proudly talks about how her favorite part of sex dreams are when she's lying in bed afterwards and a team of people arrive with food. Dreams are such intriguing and important aspects of our lives. We should share them more frequently with other humans, and not just our dream journals. Cheers!

    TAG: Dreams // Sex // Buffet

    13 min
  • Episode 14: We're good at talking shit with each other

    We dug into our archives (June 2020) to find this recording to share with you as our first podcast of 2021. Today we are sharing with you what podcasting has meant to us, what we've learned, some of our vulnerabilities, and more. Like we said, we are eternally grateful to have you here with us on this journey, and we see a bright future for Podcast TTL.

    Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. TTL!

    TAG: Podcasting // Meaningful

    25 min
  • Quickie 18: I wrestled up sweaty dollar bills

    Today, Kat tries to teach Kristyn about her lifelong savings plan, but ends up just talking about moist, sweaty dollar bills throughout the Quickie. The hosts explore early childhood hustles and Kristyn's obsession with first aid kits. Pour yourself a cold drink and get ready for some financial knowledge. Cheers!

    TAG: Savings plan // First Aid // Safety // Dollar bills

    12 min
  • NOPE Episode: I'm a big-boned gal

    First Christmas trees, then holiday rom coms, and now an entire episode about Santa?! Well, lady Santa to be exact. But seriously, what has Kat done to Kristyn? Today we talk about Canada's first female mall Santa, Nancy Fulford, who went on to win a discrimination lawsuit when she was fired from the role. She went on to live a lifetime full of feminist activism and, y'all, she even responded to us when we reached out to her! So, stay tuned for a bonus episode in her own words in the future.

    Pour yourself a hot toddy, a Baileys on the rocks, a heavy glass of wine, or a mulled cider - don't even try us with egg nog, it's gross - and join us for this empowered episode.

    Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. TTL!

    TAG: Nope // Female Santa // Nancy Fulford // Mall Santa


    27 min
  • Quickie 17: They just sit in their own filth

    In this Quickie, which honestly we were probably too tipsy to be recording, we discuss the age-old question of whether or not men and women can be friends. Our opinions are that, yes, it is possible, and we've the friendships to prove it. However, why do they spend so much time in the bathroom? The world may never know. Cheers!


    TAG: Friendships // Men and Women // Fake Deuce

    14 min
  • Bonus Quickie - Club HOROCO

    If you have just a few minutes to spare while you're getting ready for church or downing a screwdriver before you make your kids' breakfast, give this super-quick Quickie a listen. The ladies chat about the creation of a virtual "book club" but for HOLIDAY ROMCOMS...without books! Join Club HOROCO on "the facebook" by messaging us directly so we can invite you to the private group. Welcome to the shitshow.  Cheers!

    TAG: HOROCO // Holiday // Romantic Comedy

    8 min
  • Episode 13: A cream corn dish, which most normal adults don't eat

    In a second round of holiday conversations, the ladies finally dive into some things they are thankful for this year - the year that is fucking us all up. They talk significant others, pups, health, family, podcasts, pizzas, and, of course, the United States Postal Service. This time of year, it's always important to slow down, take a breath, and just reflect on moments of opportunity and those who you appreciate. Then, reach out and let them know. The episode ends with discussion of favorite holiday recipes. If you email the hosts, they will send you personalized recipe cards for your next holiday!

    Stick around 'til the very end of the episode for some fun with bloopers and a laugh.

    Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. TTL!

    TAG: Thankful // Recipes // Holidays

    30 min
  • Episode 12: Speaking of that, we should have a baby

    Holidays are tough. Let us make them easier. Now that you've spent the day drinking, eating all the carbs, and Zooming with family, put your headphones in and give our  holiday hustle episode a listen. Pour a stiff one and sit down with us while we talk about grinding to make money during this unprecedented year.

    Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. TTL!

    Oh, and don't forget to check out Kristyn's favorite cider subscription here.

    TAG: Thanksgiving // Holidays // Hustle

    28 min
  • NOPE Episode - Tall, strong, broad, and not delicately feminine

    It's Veterans Day and the title of this episode is an homage to how one of our featured female Veterans was described, in a journal recounting why she was able to disguise herself as a man to serve in an all-male military brigade. This month's NOPE is dedicated to women who have dressed as men to serve their countries as patriots when it was unsafe or illegal to do so. Finally, we end by commemorating the life and the story of Specialist Vanessa Guillen, whose life was tragically cut markedly short by a fellow brother-in-arms just this year.

    Please take the time to support, honor, and celebrate those who have served this contry in your family and community. And if you are able, please donate to Protect Our Defenders. 

    Follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. 

    TAG: Veterans Day // Female Military // Wartime Cross-Dressers // Vanessa Guillen

    36 min
  • Halloween Special - Give us candy or we'll take your shit

    Join us for this freaky Halloween special where we discuss traditions in our houses, our best and worst costume ideas ever, how the holiday will different due to COVID, and, yet again, Kat's strange obsession with Christmas. This November 1 might be the first in over 20 years that Kristyn is not waking up with a Halloween hangover, so just indulge us a little bit while she misses her favorite day of the year. Also, please excuse our friends playing video poker in the background of our recording studio, the Elks Lodge.

    Please take the time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. TTL!

    TAG: Halloween // Walk of Shame // Christmas // Holiday Traditions

    22 min

About Thunder Thighs and Lightning

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True life comedy podcast featuring our stories, struggles, and paying tribute to all women.