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A song sang through the perspective of a bad tempered old tree ,a living monument of mystery ,

 Robin Hood's tree is by far the most famous tree in all of ancient history

 a thousand years of seething silent sophistry .

A preacher man told me that all of us come pre packaged with the seven shades of sin which are basically our primitive seven instincts of survival the only problem is that putting modern mechanisation into the hands of we the new chimpanzee is that we've managed with our Machiavellian mischief to destroy the garden of Eden that we live in. my latest episode!

A song I wrote about hair loss , a man's mane is similar to that of a lion as it recedes they both become timid and tame loosing pride and prowess both these mammals are now out of the game .

Check A song I wrote about an old friend who has now divorced and gone back onto the Mating sites looking for lust not realising that his old sex pistol has long since turned to rust . Men of curtain age with faint hearts and feeble flesh really they need to be careful whilst looking for a piece of fresh . I told one chum that his site" Bumble" might be better called crumble due to the dusty dispositions of its clients . my latest episode!

A little ditty I wrote for Lily who's eleven we started singing a song for her father who's a sommelier and drinks fine wine all the time and also holds wine tasting with his Classé cru( crew) they all sample some really expensive brut (brew) I've made the wines sound almost female with sexual connotations due to his descriptive duologue on various liquid libations sound like a women i.e she's teary with long legs and a big nose scent's of tobacco,sounds like an ex girlfriend of mine. out my latest episode!

A little ditty for my god son who asked if he would become a bird if he caught bird flu.

Blue bloods are quite simply mad !! , they treat normal reality as an inconvenient triviality rules to them don't exist and the rest of mortality are kept around as fluffers for their pansexuality

A ditty I wrote about rescuing a friend in need beware you quickly end up with ten mouths to feed and everything you've worked for you usually concede. out my latest episode!

Every night I usually say to the woman in my little local shop what has happened in your life today ? she usually replies by saying oh not much then I always say you have my permission to lie but she never does.

A speech I wrote for a dear friend of mine who to me will always be the last bohemian fugitive, an artist for more than 65 years a very impressive figure who change my life for the better with his mindful mentoring.