This episode is pure unfiltered couch-talk chaos. We spiral from the very real logistics of long nail claws and how people actually wipe their butt, to the audacity of folks giving unsolicited career advice… inside your own house. We also unpack why parrots are way smarter (and way more talkative) than people give them credit for, and somehow end up confessing to the most harmless crime of all: stealing extra forks from Chipotle.

This episode is for the Bears fans, the certified Packers haters, and anyone who believes painting nails is for Quarterbacks. We get into somehow forgetting your wallet on a Chili’s date, and break down why landlords now question tenants zodiac signs. 

This episode is for the weekend warriors, the souvenir-clock collectors, and anyone who thinks birthday gifts for kids should come with a warning label. We spill survival hacks for drinking in Las Vegas: how t.o order smart & avoid getting jipped

Between drinks, we debate why Flavor Flav as a grand prize is peak unhinged genius: oversized clocks, hype-man energy, chaos included. Then we roast the most obnoxious kid gifts: loud, battery-hungry, sticky disasters that make parents silently re-evaluate your existence.

Vegas survival tips, pop-culture absurdity, and petty parenting takes all collide in one gloriously messy episode. Cheers and proceed with caution. 🎰⏰🎁🍸