Another one bites the dust. A solid 7.1 from Gendo as he cleans his flat and finds out he has a fan page. But a paultry 4.1 from Tim as he puts his back out gardening and gets chased by the Police!

So Gendle finally moves back home but the grout in the new bathroom isn’t quite right. Gendle alludes to not investing in valentines day, and joins his sister on zoom for a kitchen rave. Tim has finally finished the Mandalorian, his brother scopes the biog time in the casino using Tim’s tried and tested method, and Ozzy that cat brings TWO valentines gifts for the Warwoods.

So every week the boys rate their mundane weekends, and finally, here it is....the first ever 10/10 rated weekend! BUT was it Tim, or was it Gendle that enjoyed two days of perfect utopia. Have a listen to find out!

Who knew that 2 beers could get you hammered. Tim didn't and hasn't left his house for over a week, Gendle on the other hand went to hooters! Or somewhere like that!

Tim had a pro race on the turbo trainer, and Gendle had some beef with a listener, he's also convinced he's found THE best show on the whole of Netflix.

Tims spends the weekend in Austria Hosting the Laax Open Snowboard contest with Jenny Jones. He has to do 300 covid tests, buys the world most expensive water and also misses a flight home! Gendle treats himself to a new microwave, becomes a detective for the night and makes a crazy decision when out for a walk!

Tim has rated his weekend a paltry 3.5 out of 10. Find out why, He ruined France, his Marriage and the Mandalorian. And Why Gendle's mother made a mockery of him after all these year!

We are all over the place. Audio levels out of whack. Squeaky Chairs. Can’t remember what we’ve done. Who we are. Where we are…our pets heads are falling off. In fact, Tim treads in a dead mouse carcus, he falls over while doing a squat thrust and gives a strange man his phone number. Gendle eats 4 bacon sandwiches! And our BEST LISTENER MESSAGE OF ALL TIME!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! January 4th, and Tim and Gendle chat about their New year’s Eve. Turbo trainers gone Wrong. Si Belson gets in touch to say how he made his girls friend sick, and gendle eats his favourite Chicken!

Recorded Monday the 28th December. What even is Twixmas? Tim and Gendle do Christmas. Not together. Tim has the turkey literally thrown at him, because his Mum has been track and traced so she has to self isolate. So Lucy to the rescue. She’ll do the cooking. Gendle and Camilla are at home only.

Gendo was challenged with watching ELF, but did he do it. It’s been a boozey weekend of ZOOM calls for both of us! Tim’s daughter Wren launched the future of Christmas Nativity plays!