For the first time in 2025, the Portland Timbers have won a game! Sam, Alex, and Luukas sat down to break it all down. We chat about the “Cheeky Little Chappy”, gush about Ian Smith, discuss how we want Portland’s offense to improve, and of course discuss Luukas’ bona fides as a member of Gen Z.

All that, plus: Sam making and then disagreeing with a take in record time, Alex’s Timbers trivia, Luukas’ multiple Stanley cups, and a plea from the entire gang for the comment section.

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