EPISODE 4

THE ONE WITH A DOG CALLED IGGY PUP JUST ABOUT AUDIBLE
Yes, episode 4! If stories about fumigating press boxes, lamenting the end of the fan ownership dream, hearing about what life is like in the fourth tier of German football, finding out what makes for the perfect football song courtesy of a bona fide pop star and listening to an extraordinary version of a classic "soccer hit" can be considered your thing, then this is the football podcast for you. Up to a point, of course. Footnote: RIP Iggy

EPISODE 3

THE ONE WITH THE BENNY HILL THEME TUNE RINGTONE
...in which we discuss the merits (or otherwise) of VAR, ponder if throat-grabbing is the new punching, muse on the dangers of posting stats on the BBC Sport Facebook page, hear another of Paul Hutton's randomly selected anecdotes, listen to a special mix of probably the only recorded football song to mention Jussi Jaaskelainen, marvel as we thoughtfully muse on minute's silence v minute's applause and find out what life is like as an Ebbsfleet United supporter...

EPISODE 2

THE ONE WITH KATE BUSH IN THE BACKGROUND
In our second episode Paul and Kevin eschew the warmth of a radio studio and decide to record the entire episode in the garden of a pub in Barnet, North London. Kevin reads out some emails, Paul gets understandably rather het up about the dismal "punishment" meted out to Bulgaria, we bust a myth, hear from an Orlando City SC supporter and a listener randomly selects another of Paul Hutton's anecdotes from the Golden Age of Capital Gold Sport. We have our first contribution to our request for bands to send in football songs (and it's a belter), Kevin recounts a story from the 2012 Olympic football tournament and if you listen very carefully you can hear Kate Bush singing in the background. Amazingly we cram all that into 1hr and 26 minutes. Yes, we know, still too long, but shorter than episode 1. By the time we get to episode 26 it'll last for less than half a second. Football, eh?

EPISODE 1

THE ONE WITH THE TOM WAITS IMPRESSION
How many other football podcasts would mention gluten-free bread, The Handmaid's Tale, Tom Waits, hotel minibars, Anton Otulakowski and Glentoran's slack stewarding? Other than this one, obviously...