Huzzah! The boys fid themselves once again hurled through the fizzures of time and space, this time belched right into the bowels of April 1981. Walking amongst the mortals, the fellas lock into a couple of Lean Cuisines, and lemon Nestea.

Topics in this episode:

Skittles make their US debut

Neil Diamond's America hits the top 40's

The Go-Go's sign to IRS records

Australian Jim Bailey attempts the dumbest stunt ever

The Great Once Wayne Gretzky sets the all time assist record

Ty Fighter reveals his love of One Tree Hill

The first portable computer makes it's first appearance

1st female coxswain leads Yale to victory

The Bucksf Fizz win Eurovision

1st ever Hispanic mayor elected

The dumbest bank robbers in Baltimore history

Rick James Street Songs released

General Omar Bradley dies

1st diagnosis of what would become AIDS

Fernandomania is also diagnosed

Hollywood Squares ends its first run

Joe Dante's The Howling released

George Romero's Knightriders released

NIGHTHAWKS hits theaters

Eddie Van Halen marries Valerie Bertinelli

Larry Holmes defeats Trevor Burbick

Arts and Entertainment (A&E Channel) hits cable tv

Joe Louis dies

Tulsi Gabbard belched into the world

Bernstein or Berenstain Bears?

15 coal miners die in Colorado

Buck Rogers canceled

Ringo Starr in CAVEMAN

The longest professional baseball game ever played

Tom Seaver becomes the 5th pitcher to hit 3000Ks

Hayden Christensen born

The death of the Tetris King

The last Women's Professional Basketball game played

Final episode of SOAP airs

Weird Al Yankovic makes his television debut

Falcon Crest airs its pilot episode

Eric Clapton in a car wreck

JC Penny introduces penny bonds

Largest bank robbery in history

Time capsule discovered at the Empire State Building

The first monster truck BIGFOOT born

Paul McCartney's WINGS get clipped

Spiro Agnew continues to be a piece of shit

Man falls into the biggest hole on earth

Billie Jean King sued for being a lesbian

Steve Carlton becomes the 6th pitcher to strike out 3000 batters

Bud Light is marketed for the first time

list of music videos that debuted

After a heroic trifle with the evil Kutchek, the boys are once again hurled into the throes of space and time. On this episode, T-Bone and Ty Fighter land in Daytona Beach Florida in the midst of a Michelob Light Wet T-Shirt Contest. Who will win? The results may surprise you.

Topic Discussed:

Bobby Sands begins his hunger strike

Miracle on Ice T.V. Movie debuts

Howard Stern makes his first broadcast in Washington D.C.

The Star Wars radio drama released

Pope Assassinated?!

Which Happy Days cast member gets SHOT!!??

Timex releases an early home PC

Walter Cronkite resigns

the shame of DORF on Golf

John Hinkley Sr. tells his son he's on his own

Murder at Disneyland

Achievements in SURGERY! First heart and lung transplant

Dan Rather takes over the world

Bette Davis Eyes goes straight to the top

The Atlanta Child Murders

The World's Largest Sun Dial is unleashed upon the world

The first Rubiks Cube speed championship occurs

Bruce Springsteen sings about the mafia

The Ropers leave Three's Company

a Masonic Lodge tries to overthrow Italy

The Greatest American Hero debuts

Arkansas adopts creationism in public schools

Remember the Titans captain passes away

Last reported lynching by the ku klux klan

The first Mongolian in space

God Bless John McClain

Nazi Hunts continue

Ultraman 80 ends

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a dove

Ronald Reagan assassination attempt

Aunt Jemima passes

Chariots of Fire released in the UK

the First Annual Golden Raspberry Awards were handed out

The blast back to February 1981 to discuss all things 80's. Topics include

Round-up of classic arcade game releases

The NFL season extends into February for the first time.

what would a degree in aeronautical engineering look like in 1914?

Norway elects it's first FEMALE Prime Minister, and she's a DOCTOR?!

A republican senator caught with a 28 year old male intern

Joni Mitchell inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame.

Brisbane Australia sets a quirky world record

A Vietnam POW was convicted of helping the North Vietcong in North Carolina

The Brady Brides debuts

Prince Charles proposes to Lady Di (We wish them well)

George Harrison and Paul McCartney record a tribute song for John Lennon

Circus Fires!!

Ringling Bros soaked the circus tents in GASOLINE?

Worst disasters in Greek Sport history

Ritual beheading of a San Fransisco man

Bill Haley dies

Phil Collins releases his first solo album

The most violent hockey game ever played

An employee accidentally opens a nuclear valve spilling 59,000 gallons of radioactive material

Rush releases Moving Pictures

My Bloody Valentine released

A lost Mozart symphony is discovered

Ralph Bakshi releases American Pop

Yellow Face runs rampant

Rupert Murdoch purchases the London Times

sewer explosions rock Kentucky

Wayne Gretzky sets a new record for Hat Tricks

Frank Sinatra cleared of ties to the mob

The F dash dash dash word is muttered on SNL

Makenzie Phillips shocks the world in People Magazine

Fallen Angel debuts

The lost art of made-for-TV Movies

Christopher Cross; the king of the Grammy's

a nine year old boy robs a bank

The death of Disco

Joey Coyle finds 2 million bucks!

The Munster's Revenge

Helicopter chase in France!

Ebony and Ivory recorded

The February 1981 Cosmo Quiz

Happy New Year! The Time Barbarians are BACK with a brand new year of exciting content! Yes, we've plundered the deepest recesses of the interwebs to bring you all the exciting happenings of January 1981. So pry off a cap of Michelob dark, kick your sandled feet up, and check out all the cool shit we uncovered.

Topics Include:

9 to 5 still dominating

First recorded use of CRACK cocaine

Axis and Allies debuts

Chicken McNuggets make their way into test kitchens

Minimum wage increases

The Yorkshire Ripper is captured

TANKS!

The Great Space Coaster

The UFO from France

Stymie passes away

Dynasty premires

Yorkshire girl sneezes for two years

Hill Street Blues airs

Base jumping becomes official

13 dead, nothing said

The agreement is signed between the US and Iran to release the hostages

Ronald Reagan is sworn in

Iran releases the hostages

The DeLorean rolls off the production line

The official US excecutioner dies

Reagan ends the gas wars

Happy birthday Frodo Baggins

Joel Schumacher makes his film debut

The first parade FOR Vietnam Veterans is held

On this very special Christmas episode our tackle such holiday topics as:

The U.S. release of Pac-Man

South Korea introduces COLOR TELEVISION

The debut of Bravo

A death squad in El Salvador gives new meaning to Missionary

October Surprise

Australia releases Superman II

Led Zepplin call it quits

Flash Gordon

Popeye released in theaters

Here lies Darby Crash

The murder of John Lennon

Magnum P.I.

Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder go to prison

Apple enters the stock market

Reagan is sworn in

The death of Col. Sanders

Dolly Parton has two HUGE hits

The Silent Bowl

The Losing New Orleans Saints

The amazing story of the Frozen woman

From wastelands to walkmans, we are your barbaric spiritual guides throughout the decade of decadence known as the 1980's.

Topics on this episode include:

Ireland makes contraceptives available for the first time

Archie Bunker's Place debuts

Ronald Reagan TROUNCES Saint Jimmy Carter in the presidential election.

The first insulin pump activates

The Death of Cool- Steve McQueen

Cyanide in the Courtroom

Scooby Doo and Scrappy Doo debuts

The kidnapping of Dan Rather

Voyager I closes in on the rings of Saturn

Berzerk arcade game released

The creepy caverns of Arcades

the inspiration of Raging Bull

The worst season of Saturday Night Live

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad opens at Disney

Canadian Serial Killers

Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters

Goodbye Chrissy Snow, Hello Terri

the child sexualization of Calvin Klein

Who ACTUALLY shot J.R.

John Lennon's tiny Beatle

Mae West passes

Eddie Murphy debuts

Yogi Bear's Christmas

The Infamous No Mas between Sugar Ray Leonard and Roberto Duran

Cheech and Chong Next Movie hits the home entertainment market

Bosom Buddies

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Lineup

Topics include 

The denial of Goldie Hawn 

Muhammad Ali’s final fight 

Bob Costas debuts

The Thundar the Barbarian brethren 

The death of Buckwheat 

Bloodshed at Blood, Sweat and Tears

Sorry heroes and sheroes for the delay! Ol Ty Fighter had to enlarge the font on the mircofische from 12 to 48 cause his eyes are going south.

Terry Fox’s Marathon of Hope

The Bonnano crime family

Mothers Against Drunk Driving

Powers Booth at the Prime Time Emmy boycott

Solid Gold airs for the first time.

Ronald Reagan is a SCUMBAG

1980 Fake News

Who shot Eddie Haskell?

Bob Marley plays his final show

John Bonham dies

Carl Sagan becomes a household name

The Ethernet is born

Hit Parader Magazine fan letters

On this adventure topics include....

The debut of Cinemax and how our dongs were never the same

John Lennon and Yoko Ono hit the recording studio

Panda bears take Mexico by storm for 8 fun filled days

Deaths. Deaths. And Deaths

Jimmy Carter wins the Democratic nomination besting Ted Kennedy

Monsters of Rock festival

America sees the B-2 bomber for the first time

America sees Mr.T for the first time

The Lakota tell the government to kiss their collective asses

Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin

The death of Tex Avery

We seek out TV Guide for a discussion on children’s programming

The clash of metal rang out as T-Bone's axe met the stranger's blade, a hidden sword now gleaming in the moonlight. Sparks flew, illuminating the fierce determination and sweat beaded in T-Bone's eyes. Ty Fighter circled around, seeking an opening, his scimitar trained on the enemy. Fissure Floodplain, Kutchek number two henchman, moved with a fluidity that spoke of years of combat, his every motion calculated and deadly. As the two warriors fought with primal fury, the Floodplain’s laughter cut through the chaos, a chilling reminder of their peril.

In the midst of the fray, a deafening roar erupted from the darkness beyond. The ground trembled beneath their feet as a massive, armored vehicle, bristling with weapons and adorned with grotesque trophies, thundered into view. Kutcheck’s war machine, a behemoth that had laid waste to countless challengers, bore down upon them. Floodplain leapt back, his face twisting into a mocking sneer. "You fight well, but this is where your legend ends," he spat, retreating to the shadows. T-Bone and Ty Fighter turned to face the oncoming juggernaut, their hearts pounding. As the war machine's cannons locked onto them, the roar of its engines drowned out all other sound, leaving the two barbarians staring down their doom with unyielding resolve. Find out what high adventure awaits in this episode of Time barbarians of the 1980s IN Time!

Topics discussed in this episode include:

O’ Canada becomes the new Canadian national anthem

Airplane! The Movie

The Grateful Dead incite a riot?!

The final performance of Led Zeppelin’s classic Stairway to Heaven

The 1980 Moscow Olympics

The death of Peter Sellers