Time For The Show

Doktor Faux has managed to hobble the HyperCORE back together despite crying about being sick. Rev. Negative ans havedumbluck show up and ride the hate-train that is SHOW. They discuss proper organ storage, wooden shoes, how great the air-horns are and whether or not Caller23 is there. Cosmac hosts Is it a Band?

Doktor Faux has managed to hobble the HyperCORE back together despite crying about being sick. Rev. Negative ans havedumbluck show up and ride the hate-train that is SHOW. They discuss proper organ storage, wooden shoes, how great the air-horns are and whether or not Caller23 is there. Cosmac hosts Is it a Band?Intro: “How To Be a Genius”0:00:27: Time for All Your Hunger the Show (Remix)0:01:27 Activating Local Array0:03:00 (How To) Never Be Wrong!0:05:00 The Great Satan0:06:55 The NEW War on Christmas and/or Kool-Aid0:09:45 Coca-Cola0:10:45 Workplace Attire0:11:50 Intern Test0:13:00 SubGenius Bread0:14:08 Freemason Jars0:21:11 Forced Subtraction0:22:00 Schrodinger’s Show0:24:45 Shout-Outs n’ Plugs0:27:00 Where’s peas?0:28:25 Show Juice0:31:00 The Previous Song Break0:32:00 Breath Allowance0:32:55 Rev. Negative’s Secrets0:34:00 Horns0:37:00 I’ve Got the Show (Down In My Heart [To Stay])0:39:22 Havin’ A Laugh0:40:20 The Best0:47:30 Doktor Faux is Dying0:50:06 What/Who Did You Guys Do?0:53:49 Is It a Band?0:56:15 IIAB: lil fentanyl1:00:25 IIAB: black mark hamill1:03:45 IIAB: corundum1:05:25 IIAB: faag1:08:18 IIAB: corundum conundrum1:10:55 Proving Grounds1:17:40 Apologies1:21:10 Wrap-UpNegative, Havedumbluck, Cosmac“How To Be a Genius” – Stimpy’s Cartoon, The Ren & Stimpy Show“Time for All Your Hunger the Show” – I Hunger Sinistar Remix, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, Time for the Show, TFTS Theme SongRecorded March 09, 2020Edited by Doktor FauxEpisode art by scalpod

Originally broadcast on www.freethinkradio.comSponsored by Triology Soaps www.triologysoaps.comGet the POST-SHOW of this episode at Patreon.com/Hypercube

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Doktor Faux continually berates peas and fills time. Peas answers the mailbag and then attempts to sell drugs and describes his animosity towards the Chinese (it is not fear). Caller23 takes peas to town during Proving Grounds, then reads She-Ra fanficiton with music by Doktor Faux. You can skip this one.

Doktor Faux is preparing for the coming Armageddon, so Chef Rutenberg and Caller 23 join him the studio for a night of solidarity. Rutenberg dicsusses upcoming plans for the band TTN and Doktor Faux shares his favorite fan-fictions of Sonic the Hedgehog.

This week, Reverand peas provides a slew of tips for the budding narcotics entrepreneur, some 'interesting' facts about birds andthe "real science" behind the flat earth while Chef Rutenberg auditions for his role as a new Jeff Dunham puppet. Caller 23 agrees with Doktor Faux that his jokes are p good tonight, and then Joshua Rogers bursts out of the floorpanels and joins the show before peas leaves to do something else and dodging Joshua's demand for his Triology Soap gift pack.

To avoid doing one-hundred episodes, Faux sells Hypercube Labs and begins clearing the inventory and then going out to Airport Chili's.

A snuggly evening with Caller 23 and peas. The gang plays "Pokemon or Prescription Medication", Doktor Faux proposes being the first person to die on the moon.

It's production night in the studio as Doktor Faux wrangles Reverand peas into the booth to get the commercials done. Chef Rutenberg, Admiral Fridgelord and Caller 23 join in on heavy-hitting conversations such as Mozart's birthday and how to properly tell racist jokes. It's a laugh-a-minute, give or take a few half hours.

Caller 23 and Chef Gutenberg join Doktor Faux in the studio as Peas re-learns how to do radio. Faux asks peas about Koreans, things peas would say that would make others think he's stoned and answers letters from the Hypercube mailbag. Faux introduces the SHOWCIETY points system. Peas discusses how he is a good racist, if not the best before ranting through a songbreak and then apologizing and leaving. Doktor Faux reads from the new CUBESPEAK booklet.

Don't worry, friend! It's Time for the Show! Doktor Faux begins his 2020 schmear campaign with an episode dedicated to Cheese. After excessive amounts of "show-juice" Admiral Fridgelord and Lil' B discuss how numbers are bullshit, property values are dumb and play a round of Is It a Band with Cosmac. The show ends with a song by TTN, a cover of "Twisting" by They Might Be Giants, now available on bandcamp!