Time For The Show

Time For The Show

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  • Ep 19: Scammers, Flim-Flammers, and God-Damners
    "He who shits before he showers yet still wipes his ass is a fool." -- Book of Fidd, 2:73
    For the THIRD week in a row, TIME FOR THE SHOW is rated the number one Canadian internet radio show in southeast Asian sweatshops! Jackie Robinson, the baseballist, does NOT make an appearance in this episode, but Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Doktor Faux, and Fidd Chewley manage to break the baseball color-barrier for the first time in the 21st century ALL BY THEMSELVES! We're HEROES. This is the episode where Doktor Faux makes a polygraph machine question itself, Reverand [sic] peas [sic] lobbies for the rights of melted plastic army men, and Fidd Chewley promotes his new business -- selling the unibrows of school bus drivers. This week's episode is sponsored by Family Crest, the incestuous toothpaste.
    2 hr 42 min
  • Episode 19: Scammers, Flim-Flammers and God-Damners

    “He who shits before he showers yet still wipes his ass is a fool.” — Book of Fidd, 2:73 For the THIRD week in a row, TIME FOR THE SHOW is rated the number one Canadian internet radio show in southeast Asian sweatshops! Jackie Robinson, the baseballist, does NOT make an appearance in this episode, but Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Doktor Faux, and Fidd Chewley manage to break the baseball color-barrier for the first time in the 21st century ALL BY THEMSELVES! We’re HEROES. This is the episode where Doktor Faux makes a polygraph machine question itself, Reverand [sic] peas [sic] lobbies for the rights of melted plastic army men, and Fidd Chewley promotes his new business — selling the unibrows of school bus drivers. This week’s episode is sponsored by Family Crest, the incestuous toothpaste.

    Time for the Show
    Season One – Episode Nineteen
    May 14, 2018
    Doktor Argus Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Fidd Chewley

    Songs in this episode:

    • Kerrie Roberts — “Time for the Show”
    • Bob Log III — “Boob Scotch”
    • Silica Gel — “Mom Happy”
    • Focus — “Hocus Pocus”
    • King Crimson — “Thela Hun Ginjeet”
    • Captain Beefheart — “Upon the My Oh My”

      • DEM LANKS:
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      or directly at www.FreeThinkRadio.com
      Check out our past shows at our website: www.TimeForTheWebsite.com
      Poke your nose in Hypercube’s beezwax: www.HypercubeLaboratory.com

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      2 hr 42 min
    • Ep 18: Sun-dried Backfat and YOU
      "You're gonna have to carry this one, peas!" Holy jumpin' jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon.
      Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week's life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days.
      2 hr
    • Episode 18: Candle Salesman's Dilemma

      “You’re gonna have to carry this one, peas!” Holy jumpin’ jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon. Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week’s life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days

      Time for the Show Season One – Episode Eighteen May 7, 2018 Doktor Argus Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Fidd Chewley Songs in this episode:

      • Ella Fitzgerald — “How High the Moon (Live in Berlin)”
      • The Kleptones — “Daft Purple”
      • The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band — “Black Mountain Rag”
      • Bran Flakes — “Smith Corona 10-Day Typing Course”
      • Bran Flakes — “Riddle”
      • Bran Flakes — “Dear Mom and Dad”

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        Guru Drux’s new Free Think Radio & SubGenius radio portal: http://radio.fldevcorp.com

        Listen to Free Think Radio LIVE through TuneIn: https://tunein.com/radio/Freethinkradio-s284421/ or directly at www.FreeThinkRadio.com

        Check out our past shows at our website: www.TimeForTheWebsite.com Peek at what Hypercube is currently up to: www.HypercubeLaboratory.com CALL THE SHOW VOICEMAIL AND TELL US OFF!! 1-321-765-FAUX or do it privately through [email protected] Send nudes to @TimeForTheTweet on the Tweeter! Block us on Facebook — www.facebook.com/TimeForTheShow Fall for our Patreon scam HERE: www.patreon.com/hypercube

        2 hr
      • Ep 17: Benefits of a Rifled Urethra
        This week's pennjillette is Reverend Couchsloth, who joins in the second half of the show to confirm Fidd's spiritual diagnosis. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] can't seem to stop talking about how tort reform will affect NASA. Doktor Faux blows bubbles into the microphone in an attempt to appeal to our five-to-nine-year-old demographic. Fidd looks into the show code and discovers that robot nipples are programmed to twist themselves. The unacceptable truth that the End Times of every religion have ALREADY HAPPENED on the SAME DATE IN THE PAST is revealed. All listeners to this episode will have the overdue balances Blockbuster accounts WIPED CLEAN. You're welcome.
        2 hr 42 min
      • Episode 17: Benefits of a Rifled Urethra

        This week’s pennjillette is Reverend Couchsloth, who joins in the second half of the show to confirm Fidd’s spiritual diagnosis. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] can’t seem to stop talking about how tort reform will affect NASA. Doktor Faux blows bubbles into the microphone in an attempt to appeal to our five-to-nine-year-old demographic. Fidd looks into the show code and discovers that robot nipples are programmed to twist themselves. The unacceptable truth that the End Times of every religion have ALREADY HAPPENED on the SAME DATE IN THE PAST is revealed. All listeners to this episode will have the overdue balances Blockbuster accounts WIPED CLEAN. You’re welcome.

        Time for the Show
        Season One – Episode Seventeen
        April 30, 2018
        Doktor Argus Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Fidd Chewley, Reverend Couchsloth

        Songs in this episode:

        • Ego Plum — “Alopecia”
        • The New Brubeck Quartet — “Unsquare Dance”
        • Bran Flakes — “I Wonder Where My Grandmother Is”
        • Bran Flakes — “Do You Want Salad With Your Taco”
        • Bran Flakes — “Evil Knievel”
        • Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, et al — “200 Years Old”
          • 2 hr 41 min
        • Ep 16: Don’t Tread on His Peas-ness (Legume)
          This week's pennjillette is Doktor Legume! On this episode, the hosts have their white privilege called out by Doktor Legume. Doktor Faux trades his family's cow for the last three Quaaludes in existence. Fidd Chewley's weekly tip for non-hemophiliacs is how to de-scramble eggs WITHOUT selling your soul to Satan. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] introduces his new line of low-impact wiffledildoes.
          1 hr 58 min
        • Episode 16: Legume

          This week’s pennjillette is Doktor Legume! On this episode, the hosts have their white privilege called out by Doktor Legume. Doktor Faux trades his family’s cow for the last three Quaaludes in existence. Fidd Chewley’s weekly tip for non-hemophiliacs is how to de-scramble eggs WITHOUT selling your soul to Satan. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] introduces his new line of low-impact wiffledildoes.

          Time for the Show
          Season One – Episode Sixteen
          April 27, 2018
          Doktor Argus Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], Fidd Chewley, Non-SubGenius Legume, Chrismok, Reverend 80, Aster Six

          Songs in this episode:

          • Arcade Fire — “Creature Comfort”
          • Mr Bungle —- “Desert Search for Techno Allah”
          • Snarky Puppy – “What About Me?”
          • Skinny Puppy – “VX Gas Attack”
            • 1 hr 58 min
          • Ep 15: Mating Ritual of the Domestic Tooth
            The sound sucked on the last show suck'd, so here's a bunch of pre-recorded stuff edited together into some kind of show-like conflagration! In this, the most un-lost-est of episodes, our pennjillette is Reverend Caller 23, in the studio for gardening tips and best practices regarding the storage of coin polish. reverand [sic] peas [sic] had a bad day and subsequently fades in and out of a Discord coma. Doktor Faux explains the perils of non-standard jar threading. Fidd Chewley offers his patented Do's-and-Dont's regarding false memory implantation. Listen to this episode seven times in a row and win an ice cube tray full of George Wasington Memorial Toothpaste!
            1 hr 9 min
          • Episode 15: Caller 23 and Me

            The sound sucked on the last show suck’d, so here’s a bunch of pre-recorded stuff edited together into some kind of show-like conflagration! In this, the most un-lost-est of episodes, our pennjillette is Reverend Caller 23, in the studio for gardening tips and best practices regarding the storage of coin polish. reverand [sic] peas [sic] had a bad day and subsequently fades in and out of a Discord coma. Doktor Faux explains the perils of non-standard jar threading. Fidd Chewley offers his patented Do’s-and-Dont’s regarding false memory implantation. Listen to this episode seven times in a row and win an ice cube tray full of George Wasington Memorial Toothpaste!

            Time for the Show
            Season One – Episode Fifteen
            April 20, 2018
            Argus Faux, Fidd Chewley, Rev Caller #23, reverand [sic] peas [sic]

            Songs in this episode:

            • %Artist% — “Psychological Warefare pt 3”
            • Rev Caller’s YouTube Channel!
            • The noise-music-bed in the first segment was from a live recording by BobbY Clock and Fidd Chewley at Hypercube Labs
              • 1 hr 9 min

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